Who wants to be the judge who might have to rule against Him? How would you collect damages anyway?
Since it's a civil case, does that mean no jury of His peers? Swearing Him in might be a little touchy as well: " So help you,......You?"
But what lawyer could resist the urge to cross-examine Him under oath? Just think of all the questions you could ask if you got Him on the stand.
I wonder if God will use the Alberto Gonzales defense:
D.A.: Mr. Almighty, at what point was the decision made to have Katrina make landfall on the Gulf Coast?
GOD: I do not recall.
or
GOD: The Devil made me do it.