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« on: September 19, 2007, 09:02:50 PM »

This is for a review I have planned...its begging for a caption...

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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2007, 09:24:08 PM »

"Hold up Kronk, I can't get the lighter to work. Hey... no... hold it man! Hold it! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 09:47:29 PM »

Now remember this time: I only need a cup of caveman s**t to make the time machine work!
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 09:59:33 PM »

"Damn it do I hate being the only proctologist living in prehistoric times..."
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007, 10:33:46 PM »

"Breathe in Fart! Make you strong!"
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 01:59:07 AM »

Watch out, you in bathroom and Kronk just ate gassy brontosaurus.
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 05:28:31 AM »


"Yes, I put a lot more K-Y on my fist this time"
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 11:16:00 AM »


"Yes, I put a lot more K-Y on my fist this time"


I tried so hard not to go there.
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 11:56:13 AM »

Swingers clubs in prehistoric times proved to be rather slim on options. 
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 01:08:58 PM »


"Yes, I put a lot more K-Y on my fist this time"


You know, 'fisting' jokes are funny because, well,  they're just so true.
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 01:20:19 PM »

You got one more time to pull that lame "Stink Face" joke before I drill you in the head.  Got it Neanderthal?

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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 03:03:05 PM »


"Yes, I put a lot more K-Y on my fist this time"


I tried so hard not to go there.


I know, but the picture was begging for it.  Urge to.... make.... vulgar joke.....too strong!
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 04:46:32 PM »

"What everyone looking at?"
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 09:05:44 PM »

Alley Oop may be into that stuff, kiddo, but not me.

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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 09:26:10 PM »

Why, I ought to give you a punch in the...oh dear, I'm talking to your ass again, aren't I, buttface?
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