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Inyarear
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« on: September 20, 2007, 01:33:06 AM »


All together now, people:
"Ewww!"
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 01:50:55 AM »

Queue the Battlin' Bangoes effect.
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 06:32:11 AM »

No one realized that Luke and Leia were from Arkansas.
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 06:40:27 AM »

Aww, comon, this was expected of princes and princesses in olden times!
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 11:10:41 AM »

Queue the Battlin' Bangoes effect.

That's Dueling Banjos.   TongueOut
No one realized that Luke and Leia were from Arkansas.

Heyyyyy, I just moved to Arkansas.  If I had any feelings, they'd be hurt.

And now my caption.  I'm going to blatantly rip it off from "The Great Santini"

"My darling, there is an enormous booger in your nose."
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 03:05:01 PM »

Inbreeding was very big in the galactic republic/empire. All those guys in the Mos Eisley cantina weren't aliens.
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 03:06:58 PM »

"You kiss almost as good as momma!"
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 03:55:22 PM »

Luke:  "Kiss me while I'm still famous.  In a few years, no casting director will come near me . . . "
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 07:02:34 PM »

Not now Luke, I haven't shaved lately and it looks like Chewbacca "down there". 
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 07:21:07 PM »

"Much trouble young Luke is in. Making out with his sister he is."
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 08:47:08 PM »



"Gimme some sugar, baby!"
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 08:54:10 PM »

I know it's wrong, but you're the only major female character in the the whole series except for Mom, and she's dead.
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 09:08:28 PM »

I know it's wrong, but you're the only major female character in the the whole series except for Mom, and she's dead.

Hah!  You are so wrong.  Funny as hell, but sooooo wrong!
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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2007, 10:20:08 AM »

Luke:  "We're in a galaxy far far away...it's not like anybody's gonna find out."
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2007, 01:04:30 AM »

Leia: I was wondering if we do this, will our kids look like Yoda?
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