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« on: September 22, 2007, 06:36:08 AM »



The Ladies on The View pay homage to their producers.
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2007, 07:50:44 AM »

"Blood and flesh of Christ or filthy devil butt - your choice."
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2007, 09:27:42 AM »

I see you've been reading the Dino Boy thread again.  Very funny
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2007, 03:34:55 AM »

How to move up in retail.  Step 1...
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2007, 04:17:15 PM »

They're not appealing for a promotion; that's how we clock in.

Joining the union only made things worse.
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2007, 06:20:16 PM »

McMahon's Kiss My A$$ club gets its start.
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2007, 06:37:08 PM »

Why Christie Brinkley really divorced Billy Joel.

or

Hillary seals her pact with Old Scra-.......her, um, Senior Political adviser to get elected President.

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A typical night in at the Rob Zombie household.
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2007, 09:35:15 PM »

"I think I've got all the poison out"
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2007, 01:05:52 AM »


Granted, he didn't go into specifics, but you can't say your preacher didn't warn you about this.
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2007, 05:52:04 AM »




 Satan has his hemmoroids operated on by a hapless minion. (eeechhh...!)
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2007, 07:03:54 PM »

Turns out those Chick Tracts are true after all....
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2007, 05:56:38 PM »




 "Well, it beats the other end of father Nelson."
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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2008, 07:40:56 AM »

I'm not sure I can comment on this. I don't know how to find middle-ground. Here goes:

And in the next picture we'll see what she does with that rubber chicken in her hand!

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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2008, 07:43:54 AM »

One of the lesser known outtakes from "Legend"...
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2008, 08:11:23 AM »

How Wal-Mart employees get ahead.
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