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« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2007, 09:25:25 PM »

That reminded me of BARNES & BARNES album Voobaha and the song "Somethings In The Bag" with lyric:
Somethings in the bag...
Somethings in the bag...
Somethings in the bag...
...mommy...? 
Somethings in the bag...
Somethings in the bag...
Somethings in the bag...
...mommy...?
The parking lot... the air was hot... I heard a sound... I turned around...
somethings in the bag!! 
Mommy! 
Somethings in the bag!! 
Mommy! !
Somethings in the bag!! 
Ma-a-a-omm-mm-mmee-ee... ! !

I guess it's no good if you can't hear it...
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« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2007, 08:10:07 PM »

This Linkin Park Parody:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNRhzX6gw8

Shadow my friend, I can not say how much I appreciate you posting this video.  Its everything that I've been thinking about Linkin Park but just couldn't put into words.  Karma!   Thumbup BounceGiggle
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« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2007, 08:34:38 PM »

"Weve been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, Im beggin', wont you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me
Anymore, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore."

You Don't Love Me Anymore by Weird Al Yankovic
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« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2007, 06:49:20 AM »

That Linkin Park parody inspired me to bring up some of their lyrical brilliance...

"Shut up when I'm talking to you...shut up!"
"I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't really matter."

That band was the epitome of everything wrong with rock/metal music in the late 90s.  DJs in the band, rapping, excessive whining and crying.  The best part of that parody on YouTube is the annoying 12 year olds commenting underneath how Linkin' Park is the bestest band ever. 
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« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2007, 08:51:46 PM »

Marcy PlayGround - Sex & Candy

Hangin' 'round Downtown by myself
and I've had too much caffeine
and I was thinkin' 'bout myself
and then there she was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah, there she was
Like Disco Super Fly
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« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2007, 03:49:27 AM »


I think its also often hilarious, what peaple think they hear.

My favorite is from Linkin Parks "Crawling": Im crawling in my skin, the wounds they will not heal.

My sister thought it was: Im crawling in my skin, the spoons they will not hear.

...whatever that means....

I also heard of people taking "La isla bonita" for "Louis the bone-eater" - now that would be the title for a bad movie!
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« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2007, 01:06:27 PM »

Portions for two songs from The Look People:

"In Saunders Fields"

Foghorn Leghorn's mad as Hell. He's lost the kids and the Mrs..
The man in white's responsible, and his finger lickin' accomplices.
The chicks freak out in the basement
Although living there is twice as nice as
The day they meet their maker, some cook
with eleven secret herbs and spices

"Lousy Lover"

I see you.
You're checkin' me out, you came her alone
You're wondering if it's a good idea to take me home
Well I'd be delighted, don't mind if I do, But I'd better say
Before you get excited...

I'm a lousy lover I'm a lousy lay
Well I'm a lousy lover I'm a lousy lay and that's
all there's to it!...conversation that's my forte.
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