Hahahahaha. Thanks Andrew! Your riffing is well deserved and quite welcome.
And Shad, I'm glad you enjoyed my lesson in Cause and Effect. I try to keep my reviews fun
and educational.
Actually, as much as I didn't like the film, I didn't downright hate it (only one movie has been given that privilege). I chuckled at seeing the "Naked Turk" haulin' ass down a dark street, and I cracked up when the guy with the cross was eaten. I also enjoyed the scene where the town barber ends up washing a stoner's hair in Blob. It was moments like these that helped save the movie from getting a lower rating on my "b-movie geiger counter."
Now, with this review out of the way, I can read everyone else's contributions to the roundtable.