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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: September 28, 2007, 07:13:53 PM »

This Harry is the magical cannabis plant which known to restore wizard's appetites rather quickly.  The unicorn over yonder just had some.
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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2007, 07:52:08 PM »

"Hey Herc, hey Herc! Oh...sorry. Thought you were someone else."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 08:23:05 PM »

If you tell anyone about what we just did, you'll wind up like that unicorn...
Crazy Rabbity Thingy
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?

« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 08:39:57 PM »

Be sure to tell Professor Sprout that I'm hung like a horse. Exactly like a horse. She'll know what I'm talking about. Bom chicky bow bow.

"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2007, 11:01:54 PM »

"Well yes, Hagrid is our marriage counselor and it was his suggestion. Why do you ask?"
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2007, 12:39:58 AM »

Hey kid...ya want some candy?
Corprate slimeball of E.E.S.
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Be EXELLENT to each other...and PARTY ON DUDES!!

« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2007, 12:16:13 PM »

"kid, you are SOOOOO overrated."

"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2007, 07:01:40 PM »

"You killed Kenny the unicorn!!!! You . . . . . .!"

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2007, 07:08:51 PM »

"Is that a dead unicorn?"
"Was that the last one?"

Andrew Borntreger
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2007, 06:50:31 AM »

Could you help cure my injured Dino-Fly?
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2007, 07:35:49 PM »

Harry: You sure look different that you did in that Sinbad movie.
Dudly the Horse-Man:Yeah, well, we only had stop-action in those days and...HEY! Quit lookin' under there!

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
Dr. Whom
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?

« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2007, 09:03:41 AM »

See, that's why you always need a light in the woods at night. Otherwise you'll knock youself out cold against a tree, just like that unicorn there

"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2007, 03:06:42 PM »

"Hey Herc, hey Herc! Oh...sorry. Thought you were someone else."

HA! I know the reference, not because I'm a geek, but because it was used as an example of what not to do in our high school animation class.

There were a lot of really BAD cartoon show attempts in the 60s. One of which stared Hercules (who somehow needed a ring to activate his strength) and his sidekick, an annoying little centaur boy.

But + karma for obscurity anyway.

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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2007, 08:59:32 PM »

So, Harry, how long have you been having these homoerotic dreams with dead white unicorns and macho centaurs.


Equus II: Revenge of the Hooves

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2007, 06:02:31 AM »

Come here, Harry. Let's rehearse that nude scene from "Equus".

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