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Khaz
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Classic.


« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2007, 11:27:37 AM »




Xenobioligy for dummies - 30 credits

Dictonary for looking up big words like asexual and ovipositor - 15 credits

The look on someones face when they realise that just because they have boobs, dosen't always mean they are female - priceless
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« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2007, 12:44:46 PM »

Not... another... kidney stone!!!!!
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eject...eject


« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2007, 11:09:10 PM »

How many time do I have to drill it through your trekkie brain, I don't say "beam me up, Scotty" on Boston Legal!!!
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2007, 09:37:55 AM »

Kirk : Note to self. Phasers should NOT be used for hemmaroid removal!
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2007, 05:46:40 AM »

Captain Kirk finds out the Hard way that sometimes with aliens it is the female which impregnates the male.
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« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2007, 03:06:25 PM »

Rescue 911, get me TJ Hooker, now...
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Dennis
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2008, 11:44:52 AM »




BUMPASESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2008, 12:13:05 PM »




BUMPASESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Does that merit a "major award" perhaps from Italy?
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2008, 08:35:08 PM »

AH AHM CAPTUN KURK OV DA YOU-ES-ES ENTAPRISE!

THIS! IS! STARFLEET!
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« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2008, 11:02:00 PM »




BUMPASESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Does that merit a "major award" perhaps from Italy?


As long s it's in a large crate marked "FRAGILE" (pronounced frahgeelay, Italian for "major award")
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« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2008, 09:51:08 PM »

CANCELLED!!  CANCELLED!!! I'LL SHOW YOU CANCELLED!!!!!
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2008, 02:53:19 AM »



Bones was right!  Klingon blood chili is bad!  I feel like I'm crapping out Klingon swords!
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Resident Jenova's Witness


« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2008, 01:10:08 PM »

THIS. IS. ENTERPRISE!
*kicks Bones into the reactor core*
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« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2008, 01:14:32 PM »

The Spirit of Chanukkah Future shows Shatner a vision of himself pitching bran cereal at age 75.
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« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2008, 02:22:21 PM »

Mustn't....eat......Rigelian......jalapenos.......agaaaaiiinnnn!
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