Fake Movies

[Mortal Envelope]

I've been itchin' to start another thread like this ...please contribute...sorry if I've repeated a few of these before...


The Princess Bride of Frankenstein

Hulk Hogan's Heroes (mainly himself)

The Fantastic Fork: Rise of the Silver Platter

Manos on Ice: The Revenge

Previous: Nicolas Cage can't not think about everything that just happened to him, effectively being in De Je Vous for the entire movie.  Look for the 3rd in the trilogy called Vous Je De (this $hit never happened to me before!)

The Adventures of Pluto and Kevin Nash

Friday the 13th Part 33 and a 1/3: Jason Takes the Taliban: After the annoyance of the ultra right-wing Islamists, the US government kills two birds with one stone by air dropping a crate with a cyrogenic Jason Voorhees in the center of the Afghan/Pakistan mountains where he runs amok for decades on end (lelalelalelalalalal- ahhhhhhhhhh!)

Batman vs Duckula: Count Duckula is transported from Nickelodean to Gotham City to take on the Dark Knight and his rubber-lip-wearing side kick.

Independence Day of the Dead: Not so bright aliens decide to invade Earth a few days after the events of Dawn of the Dead only to be devoured.

Die Hard Rain: Bruce Willis plays on a skyscraper in the rain.

Survivor the Movie: Pee Wee's Playhouse

Shocker 2: We'll pay you to watch it!

[Doc Daneeka]

301: TONIGHT... WE DINE... IN HELL... again!

Snakes on a Plane 2: Of all the theoretical ideas for Snakes on a Plane 2, this is the worst

Father of the Runaway Bride of Chucky.... ....I came up with this one at about 8 years old, I hadn't seen any one of the films! ...Well now, I still haven't.

[indianasmith]

How about Sean Penn's epic film about his two dotty old aunts, who keep using his charter pilots to take them on all sorts of wacky misadventures . . .

THE PILOTS OF PENN'S AUNTS


Of course, there is the movie that me and some friends were going to make in college - we shot the trailer and never made the movie.  It was supposed to be called

EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS


Then, when Highlander II came out, we were so crushed and disappointed that we decided we could make a better sequel and got it about halfway written before giving up in disgust . . .

ISLANDER II - THE SICKENING

In which Connor MacCleod wears a Hawaiian shirt and develop's Montezuma's Revenge.

[Andrew]

When Harry Met Sally's Younger, Hotter Sister

Pee Wee's Bad Hair Day
A man, a squirrel, a bike, and a lot of guns.

Microsoft Windows:  Extinction
Microsoft finally ships an operating system so flawed that the CDs are infected with a deadly plague that will infect anyone who uses the computer.  Unfortunately, the plague's dormant period is nearly a year; much of the Earth's population is wiped out.

Sextette 2
Marlo (Mae West) died on their honeymoon, but Barrington (Timothy Dalton) and the other characters haven't a clue!  Plus, when she is squeezed, sat down, or otherwise fiddled with, the corpse of Marlo still groans out sexually-loaded phrases, thus simulating life.  Hilarity ensues.

[Mortal Envelope]

Ice Age of Apocalpyse: This powerful mutant from the Marvel universe gets trapped in time with annoying CGI characters  voiced by Dennis Leary and Raymond Ramono (sp?).

The Longest Barnyard

Rock n Roll High School Musical II: The Ramones take this $hiznit over right now!

Spiderman with the Golden Gun

Dirty Dancing with the Stars

Beauty and the Beastie Boys II

Riding in Cars with Bad Boys II

A Tale of Two Sex and the Cities

Desperate Stepford Wives

Grandma's Boyz in da Hood

Chicken Little House on the Prairie

Throw Mama's Family from the Train

Dirty Square Dancing

Grumpy Old Men Without Hats

The Man in the Iron Chasity Belt

The Adventures of Ford Motor Company Workers

Gridiron Gangs of New York

[Shadow]

Creation of the Humanoids from the Deep

Journey to the Seventh Planet of Dinosaurs

A Simple Plan 9 from Outer Space

The Elephant Man that Fell to Earth

Robot Monster a Go-Go

Beauty and the Beast of Yucca Flats

The Dunwich Horror of the Blood Monsters

I, Robot Jox

[Rev. Powell]

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Undead - drat, someone beat me to it. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1122775/

[Joe the Destroyer]

Snakes on a Soul Plane

I Saw What You Did Last Summer (figure it out  )

Godzilla's Revenge of the Dead

Last Monster House on the Left

or...

Last House by the Cemetery on the Left on Haunted Hill

Planet Terror of Mechagodzilla

Flesh for the Beast From 20,000 Fathoms

Texas Chainsaw Slumber Party Massacre

Dogora Soldiers

The Postman Fights Back to the Future

Alone in the Dark Ride

Silent Hamburger Hill

American History Xtro

Sky High Tension

Don't Torture a Howard the Duckling

The Borats are Coming! The Werewolves are Here!

[AndyC]

Sextette 2
Marlo (Mae West) died on their honeymoon, but Barrington (Timothy Dalton) and the other characters haven't a clue!  Plus, when she is squeezed, sat down, or otherwise fiddled with, the corpse of Marlo still groans out sexually-loaded phrases, thus simulating life.  Hilarity ensues.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Karma! 

[Fausto]

Hannah does her sisters
The incest porn we've all been waiting for...

Live and let die another day
James Bonds past and present meet up for a final showdown to determine the best

The rocky dennis picture show
Eric Stolz once again dons latex deformities, but this time with fishnets and high heels

Lake Flaccid
Scientists try to determine how alligators in the wrong body of water are connected to sexual disfunction

[legger]

The George Washington Robot with Spaghetti: Starring Robin Williams

Tagline:  I pledge a pizza to the flag

Uncle louigi’s pizzeria is fallen on hard times. Louigi has massive debt his pizza oven is on the fritz and his nephew Dominick just quit. Not knowing how he will continue to run the place he stumbles upon a Japanese website that sells high tech robots. He searches through the listing and finds the Chef robot. Using his last $6,000 he purchases the robot. Flash forward to the robot warehouse.

 “Hey! We’re all out of the chef robot how are we going to fill this order?” ‘Just send him the George Washington robot with the chef’s hat on him!”

So Louigi gets the George Washington Robot and hilarity ensues. Eventually the George Washington Robot gets good at being the chef and the Pizzeria becomes a huge success. Louigi understand though that the robot belongs in Washington D.C. So after a lot of ups and downs laughs and cries the robot is sent on his way to Washington D.C. The movie ends with Louigi opening up another robot crate that he ordered to replace George. As the crate opens we see none other than an Abraham Lincoln robot! At this point the movie would end in a freeze-frame. Perfectly setting up the sequel which is called The Abraham Lincoln Robot in Hot Water!

[Mortal Envelope]

Stop or my Mom will Shoot Up!  Sly and the golden girls find a new hobby

The Island of Dr Pepper

The Jungle Book of Nod: Mobly discovers a 6000 year old vampire lord

Attack of the Killer Potato Head

Dr. Googles

A Fish Called Wanka

She's the Sheriff The Animated Series

Enter the Dragonfly

Lady in the Water Bong

One Flew Over Count Dooku's Nest

ET: The Extra Testicles

Santa With Muscles: 10 Year Special Brown Edition (Brownest Ever)

Grease 2.5 in 3D

Manimal House

Son of Automan

Teen Wolf III: The Next Generation

Fire Extinguisher in the Sky

[Ozzymandias]

Ozzymandias speaks: My homage to Art Fern:

Hoppalong Cassidy Goes To Brokeback Mountain
Abbott and Costello Meet Ann Coulter
Harry Potter Plays With His Wand
Superfly Sells Prescription Drugs From Canada For Less
Maize Gets a Visit From Aunt Flo
The Saint Get Excommunicated
Andy Hardy Looses His Virginity
Ma and Pa Kettle Make Meth
Mr. Moto Eats Bad Sushi
Santo VS The Minute Men
Frankenstein's Illegitimate Son


Ozzymandias has Spoken!!!

[Mortal Envelope]

Hot Shots Part Neuf Neuf (aka Quatre-vignt dix-neuf)

The Empire Strikes Barak

One night in China O' Brien

A Clockwork Pineapple

Rovin Hood: Prince of Teeves, cher (as told by Gambit)

The World According to Garth Brooks

Breakin' 3: Tearing out of the eyes

The Phantom Menace 2: more pod racing and "yippie!"

Twisted Sister Act 2

[lester1/2jr]

Don't stay too long at the killers house