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« on: October 15, 2007, 08:14:35 AM »


Spock, you really need to trim those finger nails.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2007, 10:44:47 AM »

I'm sorry Captain, chest waxing to Vulcans is illogical and kind of gay. 
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2007, 11:57:09 AM »


"Well, Captain, considering all possibilities, you got off lightly for deciding to poke the Ymir." 
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2007, 02:27:25 PM »


Kirk: "Spock, are pondering what I am pondering.."

Spock: "I think so, Captain.  Once completely oiled up, the Pon Farr will begin..."
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2007, 07:45:50 AM »

"I'm sorry captain. Was that not your custom when one drops soap under these circumstances?"

or

Guy in the next cell: "Oh good God, that scarred me for life."
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2007, 08:07:29 AM »

Listen Leonard, I don't care what the script says, but there's only one who takes his shirt of in this show, and that's me.
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2007, 11:54:21 AM »

Spock?! You do realize that you're chest looks like hairy balls. don't you?
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2007, 01:47:49 PM »

Say it again Bill...SAY IT...SAY IT AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY PURSE AGAIN.  GOT IT?  Spock is not a sissy.  He's just misunderstood
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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2007, 08:58:16 PM »

Cardio, Jim, Cardio. And carbs are illogical.
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2007, 07:23:19 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2007, 10:24:25 AM »



Kirk: "Spock, why are your hands so low?"

Spock: "Captain, I was hoping you could shave my coin purse?"
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!


« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2007, 12:53:28 PM »



"I told you she was a police officer, Captain."
"Shut up, Spock."
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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2007, 08:56:36 AM »

No, Captain, I have no idea of the origin of these slash fiction stories.
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2007, 09:53:20 AM »



"You know Captain, It is times like these I am glad that I always have that fresh feeling!"
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2007, 10:01:43 AM »

Captain, you really must learn to distinguish between a tribble and a badger.
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