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« on: October 16, 2007, 07:40:03 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,302277,00.html

Man, if I was arrested for the amount of obscenities that I utter in my home, I would get a life sentence!   TongueOut
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2007, 09:02:51 PM »

I'd better be careful working on my car in the driveway. You know some of those rusted bolts require a few magic words to make them come loose.  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007, 11:34:41 AM »

Things like this make me almost ashamed to be American AND a veteran
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2007, 01:23:19 PM »

Great. Now I have to scan the area before I play video games.


Heh, the cop called the cops? did I read that corectly?
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2007, 04:52:20 AM »

 BounceGiggle This reminds me of the mechanic Mpudi in The Gods Must Be Crazy who can only work correctly on his jeep if he swears the air blue at the thing he calls "The Anti-Christ".

Mpudi (under the car, struggling with a bolt) "Come on out, you sonofa....[sees Jamie Uys standing there] Oh, sorry, Reverend.  TeddyR

Mpudi: "But she gonna be a bastard to start......sorry Reverend."  TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2007, 07:26:48 AM »

Sounds like the rear brake job I did a few weeks ago. I'm kneeling beside the car, maybe three feet from the sidewalk, cursing at a drum that won't come off. Just as I'm calling it a "goddamnsonofa" some lady out for a stroll walks past the rear of the car.

As if that's not enough of an oops moment, we live in a very small town, where a lot of people know me as the UC minister's husband.  Lookingup
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2007, 08:31:16 AM »

Heh. Once when I was replacing the seals on an oilpan, i accidently kicked the jack that was holding up the block and it fell on my hands pinning them. I swore so loud and inventively that I actually mad my dad wet his pants from laughing so hard. That and the neibour fom 4 houses down came running over to see what the hel was going on. Everyone was laughing so hard at my cursing, I was stuck under there for about 20 mins. Guess I am lucky everyone in my town has a sense of humor Smile
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2007, 11:40:30 AM »

I think there's more to this than meets the eye, police officers tend to use colorful metaphors all the time, so it's not like he'd be offended by bad language. I'm inclined to believe that there's some kind of on going dispute between the woman and her neighbor over something other than loud swearing at a toilet.
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2007, 05:58:08 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,302277,00.html

Man, if I was arrested for the amount of obscenities that I utter in my home, I would get a life sentence!   TongueOut


For what I use at work, I could probably end up getting the death penalty.
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2007, 12:16:28 AM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,302277,00.html

Man, if I was arrested for the amount of obscenities that I utter in my home, I would get a life sentence!   TongueOut


For what I use at work, I could probably end up getting the death penalty.



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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2007, 01:15:53 AM »

 BounceGiggle

The amount of times I use the word s--- would be enough to fertilize an entire desert.  Smile
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2007, 01:34:32 AM »

BounceGiggle

The amount of times I use the word s--- would be enough to fertilize an entire desert.  Smile

HAHAHA!! Aw, man. Now that was DAMN clever.
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