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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: November 04, 2007, 03:05:09 PM »

From my review of The Devil's Sword;

What happens when crocodiles become sick of being turned into shoes and purses.

DarkSider's Realm

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2007, 07:37:38 PM »

Tonight on Fox's "Totally One-Sided Animal Fights": The Huge-Sworded Crocodile versus the Red-Scarfed Asian Guy.

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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2007, 11:57:20 PM »

The latest Sci-Fi Original Picture: Cheapo Croc Vs. Balding Drag Queen

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2007, 08:49:37 AM »

OW!  Dammit, I stepped on my tail again.

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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 09:24:24 PM »

Downstream from Union Carbide

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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2007, 02:17:34 AM »

When will those damn Power Rangers shows ever end!?

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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2007, 11:30:27 AM »

Sadly, the Hidious Sun Demon's brother, Philburt, fails his screen test, and never becomes an action star.

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2008, 01:35:52 PM »

"Luke, I am your father..."
"My name is 'Yu Gi Luk!'"
"I know, but it doesn't lend well to good drama...'Yu Gi Luk - it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue..."

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2008, 01:48:44 PM »

Diana Ross braves the dangers of the wild to fashion her own handbags...

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2008, 11:03:17 PM »

Lady, if I had a human male reproductive organ, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!!

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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2008, 05:15:05 AM »

The fight between Sung Mina and Lizardman proved to everyone that a live action soul calibur movie wasn't a good idea on a low budget.
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