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Ash
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« on: November 11, 2007, 01:55:57 AM »

What could this redneck zombie be saying?

"Hey Earl...This is better'n the time we licked that moonshine off'a the floor!"
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2007, 04:53:21 AM »

Rob Zombie's Hamlet
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2007, 05:23:55 AM »

Rob Zombie's Hamlet

 HAHAHAH!  BounceGiggle  Thumbup
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2007, 08:04:35 AM »



"Oh, it's all over my face isn't it? Sorry, I'm a bit of a messy eater"
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Skull: "Buford please, we're being watched!"
Zombie: "Yes Lorraine, it's true, this is my lover, she has been for weeks now"
Skull: "I have a confession, I'm a man's skull!"
Zombie: "Well, it don't matter much to me, Lorraine here's my sister!"
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2007, 08:11:35 AM »

He was always whispering sweet nothings in her ear up to the very end.
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2007, 01:26:18 PM »

"Hey! Hey Earl! Check this out! If ya blow in the head here, the eyes move! Hur hur hur."
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2007, 04:53:04 PM »

Alas, poor Bubba; I knew y'all well.
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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2007, 11:16:13 PM »

Golley, Ah nevur thught Ah'd find me the'r Red Skull...
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2007, 02:01:03 AM »

Damn, talk about eating out you cousin.
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2007, 12:17:36 PM »

To Bubba skulls and eye balls where his favorite gulity pleasure and made sure no one ever saw him eat it.  The day he snapped was the day his mom caught in the act.
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« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2007, 10:44:21 AM »

"Hey! Hey Earl! Check this out! If ya blow in the head here, the eyes move! Hur hur hur."


perfect.....
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 03:48:16 PM »

Red Skull: "ok Bubba,here`s my plan to rid the world of Capt.America"

Bubba" duh,he`s already dead Mr.Skull sir"

Red Skull " really? good job slim"
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2007, 01:21:23 AM »



After having enough dropped calls a disgruntled phone customer asked "Can you hear me now?"
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2007, 10:29:08 AM »



After having enough dropped calls a disgruntled phone customer asked "Can you hear me now?"


KARMA for you, that was very good.
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2007, 02:08:29 AM »

Festus misunderstood what the marshal said when he mentioned that his trusty side kick should get himself some head that would make his eyes roll in back of his skull



There, I said it
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