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« on: November 28, 2007, 01:50:44 PM »


Bill tries to imply that DOS is sexy!
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I want to eat a tuna!


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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2007, 03:55:26 PM »

"Mr. January" on the 2008 Microsoft calendar
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I know where my towel is.


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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2007, 04:23:32 PM »

Look closely, Steve Ballmer is in this photo.
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2007, 04:33:21 PM »

Playgirl's WORST selling issue ever.
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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2007, 05:45:12 PM »

"My computer has a special port installed"
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2007, 06:04:03 PM »



After lack-luster and negative reviews, Bill tries sex to sell Vista.

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2007, 08:27:08 AM »

Yeah baby, how would you like me to whip out my HARD drive and RAM. 
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2007, 05:02:10 PM »

"Hey baby, come pet my mouse."

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That monitor is secretly a bong

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This guy is that wealthy?
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2007, 01:26:14 AM »

To the captain of the high school football team: Eat your heart out.
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2007, 03:32:27 AM »

Bill Gates: A master of business, but inept at seduction.
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2007, 08:55:13 PM »

"Hey, they DO make great pillows!"
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2007, 12:02:37 AM »

Why be Microsoft when you can be MACROHARD? 
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2007, 05:06:32 PM »

After several years of development, nothing like a good release.
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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2007, 12:05:33 PM »



Who needs Melinda when you have DOS?
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2007, 03:16:54 PM »


Would you buy a used computer from this man?
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