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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: November 30, 2007, 03:03:03 PM »

"Damn! I 'm awesome in any kind of uniform!"

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
Doc Daneeka
The Game is Finished?
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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It's neVer over!

« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 04:15:25 PM »

Remember kids, officer Hooker says don't do drugs
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Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 10:54:35 PM »

Take the picture!  Corset'

TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken

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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2007, 12:25:29 AM »

Isn't it AMAZING how these new police helmets look EXACTLY like fake hair!!!

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2007, 08:23:54 AM »

Hellllloooooo Ladies.  Which one of you is getting married tommorow?  Let me get out my handcuffs.

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2007, 04:53:37 PM »

"Must clench butt cheeks, don't want to let 'er rip in front of the ladies! Damn burrito for lunch!"

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2007, 01:30:14 AM »

Shatner is told to assume a natural pose.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2007, 03:31:29 AM »

I will not fail as a wax figure!  I'll show you all!
Bad Movie Lover

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 02:04:50 AM »

OK, if someday I decide to kill my wife...whaddaya think...will this uniform and pose lend me some credibility when I lie to the court?

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2008, 12:35:36 AM »

Once an officer of the law, Bill now aids people in swindling hotels. How the just do fall.

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2008, 02:49:18 PM »

Denny Crane. My crotch hurts. Denny Crane. Take the damn picture.

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2008, 05:54:33 PM »

But what is spock going to wear?

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2009, 12:15:18 AM »

...And you guys thought I was just a starship cap'n... Cheers

The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2009, 12:41:49 AM »

Oh crap, I think I'm stuck now in this pose.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
The Burgomaster
Aggravating People Worldwide Since 1964
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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2009, 04:03:25 PM »

In an effort to prevent his toupee from sliding off, William Shatner practices his posture.


"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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