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Sister Grace
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...


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« on: December 11, 2007, 11:50:20 PM »



"When Preparation H may not be enough...."
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Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
flackbait
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 11:54:11 PM »

A literal example of having your head up your ass!
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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies


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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2007, 12:27:03 AM »

Ungh... someone I ate last night did NOT agree with me!
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
TheGreatWhiteDope
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2007, 07:19:01 AM »

Hmpf: what a butthead.
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TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
Justy
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2007, 08:23:14 AM »



I'll be right back, I just need to drop a deuce.
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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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trekgeezer
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We're all just victims of circumstance


« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2007, 11:31:46 AM »




And you thought your boss was an ass!
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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
AndyC
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2007, 12:17:59 PM »

"Wow, I sure hit that wall hard!"
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2007, 12:43:31 PM »

Quick!  Get A Lighter! Get A Lighter!
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DarkSider's Realm
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
CheezeFlixz
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2007, 08:46:18 PM »





I see you are talking out your ass again.

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BlackAngel75
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eject...eject


« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2007, 02:19:41 AM »

Since when is Hustler televising "a***oles of the Month"
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2007, 03:23:40 PM »

Fred's proctologist died suddenly of a heart attack. The nurse just screamed for days.
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
BlackAngel75
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eject...eject


« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2007, 08:27:48 PM »

Man 1: This is a picture of my boss.  I fixed it up like this 'cuz he is just being a total ass.

Man 2: Cool, I did the same thing with my boss' picture 'cuz I think he's a dick.
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
Inyarear
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!


« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2007, 03:15:21 PM »


Exhibit A: Dip Harpoonya from Star Whores

Your parents always warned you against watching
porno parodies. You should have listened to them.
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 11:00:13 PM »

Real anal glaucoma: This guy can't see his ass going to work today for sure.
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
Javakoala
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2009, 09:28:48 PM »



What do you mean my breath smells like sh*t?
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I have been told that I crap on everything everyone else loves. Just be thankful I can't give you an Oklahoma Nipple Twist through the Internet.
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