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Sister Grace
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...


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« on: December 11, 2007, 11:50:20 PM »



"When Preparation H may not be enough...."
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Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
flackbait
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 11:54:11 PM »

A literal example of having your head up your ass!
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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies


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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2007, 12:27:03 AM »

Ungh... someone I ate last night did NOT agree with me!
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"...the luscious love melons of Linnea Quigley are back on the screen in 'Sexbomb,' except that she's no longer Linnea Quigley. She's billed simply as 'Linnea'... So, you might be wondering, where is Linnea Qui... I mean, Linnea? She's exactly where we would expect, wandering around through the background with her breasts hanging out. She's got maybe, oh, eight words to say in this movie, and most of them are 'Here, I brought you some coffee.'"-Joe Bob on SEXBOMB
TheDope
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.


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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2007, 07:19:01 AM »

Hmpf: what a butthead.
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TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
Justy
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2007, 08:23:14 AM »



I'll be right back, I just need to drop a deuce.
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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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trekgeezer
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We're all just victims of circumstance


« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2007, 11:31:46 AM »




And you thought your boss was an ass!
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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
AndyC
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2007, 12:17:59 PM »

"Wow, I sure hit that wall hard!"
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2007, 12:43:31 PM »

Quick!  Get A Lighter! Get A Lighter!
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DarkSider's Realm
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CheezeFlixz
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2007, 08:46:18 PM »





I see you are talking out your ass again.

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BlackAngel75
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eject...eject


« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2007, 02:19:41 AM »

Since when is Hustler televising "a***oles of the Month"
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
Flangepart
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2007, 03:23:40 PM »

Fred's proctologist died suddenly of a heart attack. The nurse just screamed for days.
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
BlackAngel75
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2007, 08:27:48 PM »

Man 1: This is a picture of my boss.  I fixed it up like this 'cuz he is just being a total ass.

Man 2: Cool, I did the same thing with my boss' picture 'cuz I think he's a dick.
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
Inyarear
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!


« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2007, 03:15:21 PM »


Exhibit A: Dip Harpoonya from Star Whores

Your parents always warned you against watching
porno parodies. You should have listened to them.
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 11:00:13 PM »

Real anal glaucoma: This guy can't see his ass going to work today for sure.
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Javakoala
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2009, 09:28:48 PM »



What do you mean my breath smells like sh*t?
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