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« on: December 12, 2007, 12:15:36 PM »

Look, up in the sky.
Antimatter space buzzard.
Like a battleship.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 12:58:31 AM »

That's a good one.
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 11:36:30 AM »

Pilots meet space bird.
bailing out not good option.
Aviator guano.
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2007, 10:04:46 PM »

Googly-eyed buzzard
Fights against macho airman
Buzzard's goose is cooked.
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 08:52:48 PM »

Oh the great beauty
That once flew high above
Roasted space buzzard
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2008, 09:59:00 PM »

Horrific monster,
Although he looks a lot like
Jimmy Durante!
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 11:26:30 AM »

Giant claw in the air.
Rodan just laughs his ass off.
the claw is so dissed.
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