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« on: December 24, 2007, 11:53:51 AM »

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2007, 12:19:10 PM »

All woman are required to wear a protective suit around The Hoff to repell his overabundance of manliness. 
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2007, 03:29:19 PM »

Freshness guaranteed!
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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2007, 01:36:44 AM »

This suit is not only used in battle.  C'mere, Hoff.
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2007, 07:23:07 AM »

No one knew this, but the original version of Star Wars was originally funded by the Hefty Bag company.
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« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2007, 11:28:29 AM »

Hoff:  "I was promised a light saber.  I mean, this is a caulking gun for chrissakes."

Director:  "People will think these are cooler than light sabers.  Trust me on this Hoff."
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2007, 02:49:53 PM »


Hasslehoff is so into safe sex he requires all females to wear a body condom around him at all times!
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2007, 08:52:38 AM »



If you need a B-Movie babe, be sure to visit The Hoff's B-Movie Babe Emporium.
Always sealed for freshness and delivered right to your door.

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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2007, 10:04:15 AM »





Chastity belts -- of the future!!
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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2007, 11:06:26 AM »





Chastity belts -- of the future!!


Nathan you line thief! D'oh!
When the prop guy ran out od lazer rifles, the Hoff brought his own stock of hair curlers, and saved the shoot.

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« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2007, 11:29:20 AM »


"We want to become dairy farmers.  So, I guess that all we have to do is find a cow."
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!


« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2007, 12:47:29 AM »


"So there I was, totally nude in a back alley. I didn't know what I was going to do. But then
I saw this homeless guy and a cheap hooker lying there passed out in a cardboard box..."
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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2007, 10:32:49 PM »

Just because Christmas is over doesn'tmean you can't have a gift wrapped Caroline Munro for birthdays, Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and other special occasions especially delivered to your door by an armed and fabulous escort.
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2007, 10:52:11 PM »

Hoff has a suit like Caroline's for those times when he gets the urge for a burger.
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« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2008, 12:40:44 AM »

In an alternate universe, a young Meat Loaf and poo-covered Christie Brinkley team up to save the universe by fixing cracks in the tiles.
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