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« on: January 03, 2008, 06:41:57 PM »

Like salmon, ninjas swim upstream as part of their mating ritual.

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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 06:56:52 PM »

"Now now! You can't all be Jesus Christ!"
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 11:20:44 PM »

Babe Winkleman and Bill Dance have nothing on these guys.

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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 11:29:26 PM »

Michael Flatley, I am the true Lord of the RIVERDANCE!!!!


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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2008, 02:26:58 AM »

The typical oriental hat can double as an airfoil.

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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2008, 05:37:46 AM »

We're sing-ing in the rain, yes sing-ing in the rain!

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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 02:57:15 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen: the All-Ninja Synchronized Water Ballet Team!

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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2008, 07:45:05 PM »

"Fame! I'm gonna live forever...."

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2008, 08:04:00 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 02:46:16 AM »

The first ever Chinese water skiing team never got afloat.

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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?

« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 08:30:04 AM »

Samurai jumping
Misty river of autumn
Silly spectacle

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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2008, 08:35:29 AM »

"Maybe escaping on a giant toboggan wasn't a good idea at this time of year"

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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 10:10:07 PM »

"It's raining men.  Hallelouja."       (I have no idea how to spell that).
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