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Allhallowsday
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« Reply #12645 on: January 16, 2013, 12:33:21 AM »

Your minister would have been very disappointed in me I'm afraid  TeddyR
A whole script comes to mind...  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #12646 on: January 16, 2013, 12:34:23 AM »

Oh, and...
Small | Large
 

Small | Large
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El Misfit
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« Reply #12647 on: January 16, 2013, 09:16:31 PM »


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...


Aliens? Coincidence? Both?  Buggedout
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« Reply #12648 on: January 17, 2013, 11:06:14 AM »

It's Thursday today?  What the heck happened to Wednesday?
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« Reply #12649 on: January 17, 2013, 05:58:35 PM »

Up til 2 AM in the ER with a friend last night.  I am BEAT!!!! Bluesad
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« Reply #12650 on: January 17, 2013, 08:33:36 PM »

I want to take a ride on Highway 666, now known as Highway 191.
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« Reply #12651 on: January 19, 2013, 12:34:30 PM »

Oh, I'm 9000+ posts in, I will try to keep the Astronaut Sloth as my avatar until Kraken time.
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« Reply #12652 on: January 19, 2013, 08:21:06 PM »

You are too far ahead of me.  Let me catch up and we can have our Kraken initiation party together!!! Cheers
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« Reply #12653 on: January 20, 2013, 01:56:38 AM »

You are too far ahead of me.  Let me catch up and we can have our Kraken initiation party together!!! Cheers
I'm still 3 years too short to be legal Indy. TongueOut Wink
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« Reply #12654 on: January 20, 2013, 08:08:15 AM »

Platform shoes??? BounceGiggle
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« Reply #12655 on: January 20, 2013, 09:16:48 AM »

Ordered a new mouse pad:



Pretty cool, eh?
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« Reply #12656 on: January 20, 2013, 09:44:45 AM »

Utterly utilitarian.
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« Reply #12657 on: January 20, 2013, 10:46:30 AM »

too busy
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« Reply #12658 on: January 20, 2013, 11:56:56 AM »

Platform shoes??? BounceGiggle

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH Dammit, that's the secret! Hatred TongueOut TongueOut TongueOut TongueOut TongueOut TongueOut BounceGiggle
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« Reply #12659 on: January 20, 2013, 02:46:43 PM »

I think my wife has given me her cold.
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