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« Reply #13215 on: July 07, 2013, 06:43:48 AM »

He jumps on my head, he eats my donuts...

And ignores the milk!  Buggedout
We had one who bypassed the meat for the broccoli.  Twirling

The little guy we just rescued keeps stealing my chocolate.   Drools like a dog when he smells it.  Lookingup
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« Reply #13216 on: July 07, 2013, 07:00:25 AM »

He jumps on my head, he eats my donuts...

And ignores the milk!  Buggedout
We had one who bypassed the meat for the broccoli.  Twirling

The little guy we just rescued keeps stealing my chocolate.   Drools like a dog when he smells it.  Lookingup

He used to love milk but seems to have lost his interest in it lately.  Old stuff I guess.

So you've got a little chocolate lover eh?   TeddyR
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« Reply #13217 on: July 07, 2013, 03:58:25 PM »

Saw the new version of Star Trek last night. Why didn't the big red thing just eat the brown thing? Why chase Kirk?
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« Reply #13218 on: July 08, 2013, 07:29:55 AM »

Just got a spam email offering "Appetizing priests, sexy girls are ready to correspondence now!"

I am sort of tempted to strike up a correspondence with an appetizing priest.
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« Reply #13219 on: July 08, 2013, 09:01:17 AM »

I had an appetizing priest once.  Highly recommended  Thumbup
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« Reply #13220 on: July 08, 2013, 10:34:26 AM »

I've lost over 10 pounds since summer started!!! TeddyR
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« Reply #13221 on: July 08, 2013, 11:41:30 AM »

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/soccer/2013/07/06/soccer-referee-decapitated-brazil-stabbing-maranhao/2495199/
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« Reply #13222 on: July 08, 2013, 01:43:13 PM »

Wow, I thought I took my sports seriously!!!
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« Reply #13223 on: July 08, 2013, 02:10:39 PM »



I bet these are the same type of people you see screaming at their kids and the umpires at little league games.
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« Reply #13224 on: July 08, 2013, 02:14:28 PM »

I'm spamming the "Check-In" button on Southwest's website hoping for an A boarding pass.
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #13225 on: July 08, 2013, 05:13:52 PM »

So Yahoo keeps sending me s**t that I don't want, I don't think I need a pill to get rid of yeast infection nor do I need a coupon for tampons. -_-
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« Reply #13226 on: July 08, 2013, 06:37:25 PM »

watching "Bloody Birthday".  It's got a serious "What was that movie" vibe. "It's like little kids killing everybody and they look through a hole in the wall and see this naked girl..that's all I remember"
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« Reply #13227 on: July 08, 2013, 08:05:41 PM »

I'm hot and tired and tired of being hot.
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« Reply #13228 on: July 09, 2013, 11:36:10 AM »

If Jimmy cracked corn and that one guy doesn't care, then why'd he make a song about it? 
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« Reply #13229 on: July 09, 2013, 11:41:49 AM »

If Jimmy cracked corn and that one guy doesn't care, then why'd he make a song about it? 

Why did the cobbler have both a monkey and a weasel in his workshop?
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