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« Reply #150 on: July 01, 2008, 01:40:10 PM »
It seems like it would be cool to live in an area where there are pelicans, but their droppings are so acidic they boil the paint right off your vehicles.

So, if you have a vehicle, it's not as much fun living around pelicans as you'd think.

 
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« Reply #151 on: July 01, 2008, 06:01:03 PM »
Today the "hands free" law went into affect in California, making it illegal to drive and use a cell phone at the same time...unless of course, it's a hands free type. Ironically, the law doesn't apply to people using their phones to send text messages. Lookingup

While I agree that there are plenty of morons out there who can't walk and chew gum at the same time, let alone drive and talk on a cell phone, I don't see why we have to pass a law making it illegal. But that's California I guess, where we pass dumb-ass laws to make people feel better but which does nothing to solve the problem (bad drivers to begin with).
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« Reply #152 on: July 01, 2008, 08:31:49 PM »
California may have stupid laws, but they make up for it with high taxes. 
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« Reply #153 on: July 03, 2008, 11:56:40 PM »
Bird is the Word! When your the CRAWLING HAND!

 
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« Reply #154 on: July 07, 2008, 01:24:15 PM »
My girlfriend's family is fairly "redneck" in their sensibilities.  I celebrated the fourth with them, and their impromptu fireworks display eclipsed the planned one put on by the town. 

But the real star of this story is the Geo.  A beat-to-hell old car belonging to her uncle, it has for some time now been a chief form of entertainment among them.  The windshield is cracked from being used for target practice, the windows have been smashed in, the front is a crumpled mess, the radiator is nonexistant, the axles are shot to sh*t, and it's got a two-tone color scheme: Primer and Mud.  During the summer months, just enough repair work is done to make sure it runs, and then they pack as many people in as possible and go tearing through the fields behind her uncle's house at breakneck speeds (accompanied by Dukes of Hazzard references) until it gets stuck in a mudpit.  Then everyone piles out and pushes it around until it's out of the mud. 

I took one ride in it.  During the course of a 20 minute ride, we annihilated three saplings and ripped off the muffler.  But the real excitement began just before we took off. 

Just before we took off through the fields, her cousin Kyle tossed a lit firecracker into the backseat of the car, almost landing it in my lap. 

Kyle was "testing" me to see if I had the nerve to stick around. 
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« Reply #155 on: July 07, 2008, 01:31:16 PM »
Random thought:

Unclean gnomes are trying to steal my nostrils and use them to play horseshoes against the septic trolls!
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« Reply #156 on: July 21, 2008, 01:10:58 PM »
Upon waking up this morning, I discovered a Post-It note on the computer desk, upon which were written six words that I did not recognize.  Googling them revealed the language to be Hindi, and the six words are six dirty words in that language. 

So now I am left wondering, who in my family was looking up dirty Hindi words?
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« Reply #157 on: July 21, 2008, 03:38:26 PM »
My dog barks . . . . some.
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« Reply #158 on: July 21, 2008, 07:12:06 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on July 21, 2008, 03:38:26 PM
My dog barks . . . . some.

So does mine, I can handle that; what gets me is when she eats my cigarettes and bras  Hatred . Does she purposely pick out the expensive ones? I'm starting wonder...

Everything else she pretty much leaves alone...
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« Reply #159 on: July 21, 2008, 10:41:16 PM »
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« Reply #160 on: July 24, 2008, 07:58:48 PM »
Exactly when do the European US Presidential primaries start?
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« Reply #161 on: July 24, 2008, 08:23:10 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 03, 2008, 11:56:40 PM
Bird is the Word! When your the CRAWLING HAND!
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Bird is the word...?  Can't help it, Girl Can't Help it! 
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« Reply #162 on: July 24, 2008, 08:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on July 24, 2008, 08:23:10 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 03, 2008, 11:56:40 PM
Bird is the Word! When your the CRAWLING HAND!
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Bird is the word...?  Can't help it, Girl Can't Help it! 


What Time is it? It's time for The Bird.

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« Reply #163 on: July 26, 2008, 04:51:27 PM »
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« Reply #164 on: July 26, 2008, 07:06:31 PM »
...uhhh.... Question

 
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