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« Reply #15090 on: December 03, 2014, 03:27:29 PM »
Board Op-ing for today's episode of PRI's The World.

A British immigration attorney is saying that in modern England, Paddington Bear would be facing six months in jail & deportation for illegal entry, & The Brown Family would be facing fourteen years in prison for harboring an unauthorized immigrant...
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« Reply #15091 on: December 03, 2014, 03:56:01 PM »
I'm okay with starting Christmas a little early. I don't like how they start election one day after the last one though
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« Reply #15092 on: December 04, 2014, 02:16:32 PM »
So, I was napping on the couch this morning and was awakened by one of our cats using the litterbox. The "aroma" was so foul it instantly woke me up and sent me dashing out of the room for fresh air ...   Buggedout
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« Reply #15093 on: December 05, 2014, 05:07:23 PM »
Bruce Springsteen sucks.
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« Reply #15094 on: December 05, 2014, 07:30:56 PM »
This video from last nights Peter Pan atrocity is worse than Bruce Springsteen or cat poop http://gawker.com/allison-williams-makes-a-real-cock-of-herself-on-live-t-1667028602
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« Reply #15095 on: December 06, 2014, 08:34:07 PM »
I drank too much last night and felt pretty cruddy today.  I'm gonna drink tonight just to double-check if I get the same result tomorrow. 
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« Reply #15096 on: December 07, 2014, 09:48:10 AM »
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I woke up at at 4:04 the other morning and immediately thought "error, sleep not found"
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« Reply #15097 on: December 07, 2014, 11:02:28 AM »
I was behind the slowest person in the world at Walgreens this morning.  First she had to get all 5 items out of her cart, which was quite a procedure.  Of course she dropped one on the floor and had to bend the huge spherical body all the way over to pick it up.  Then the girl asked her for her balance rewards card...egads, they could have issued her a new one in less time than it took for her to dig it out of her purse.  Then of course came the money, still sealed in the envelope she got from the bank.  Having never encountered an envelope before that was another huge job.  She had to count each bill out individually and then she wanted all her change in $1 bills.

It's about 20 feet from the checkout to the door and I'd completed my purchase and left while she was still waddling towards the door.
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« Reply #15098 on: December 07, 2014, 09:45:53 PM »
Quote from: cqmorrell on December 04, 2014, 02:16:32 PM
So, I was napping on the couch this morning and was awakened by one of our cats using the litterbox. The "aroma" was so foul it instantly woke me up and sent me dashing out of the room for fresh air ...   Buggedout

Last night I was playing World of Tanks  with my headset on. Over the sound of stuff exploding I heard a fart. I turned around and found my dog squsquirting chocolate on the rug. It smelled horrible and took for ever to clean up. I had to shampoo the rug.
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« Reply #15099 on: December 08, 2014, 08:55:12 AM »
Quote from: Bushma on December 07, 2014, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: cqmorrell on December 04, 2014, 02:16:32 PM
So, I was napping on the couch this morning and was awakened by one of our cats using the litterbox. The "aroma" was so foul it instantly woke me up and sent me dashing out of the room for fresh air ...   Buggedout

Last night I was playing World of Tanks  with my headset on. Over the sound of stuff exploding I heard a fart. I turned around and found my dog squsquirting chocolate on the rug. It smelled horrible and took for ever to clean up. I had to shampoo the rug.

Take comfort in the fact that I didn't pay either of you a visit: the aroma would have been.... umm... interesting.  Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #15100 on: December 08, 2014, 09:16:44 AM »
Ya know...finding 'cat sick' on the porch Sat. night...no so bad, compared to what ya'll had to clean up. Thanks!
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« Reply #15101 on: December 08, 2014, 07:47:48 PM »
Thanks to some recent signings in the UFC, it will be possible that an American Gladiator, A professional wrestler, and a power ranger will be able to battle it out.  So many  debates form the 90's  are going to be answered.
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« Reply #15102 on: December 10, 2014, 07:54:18 AM »
Oh wonderful, my book of Christmas carols arranged for guitar should arrive sometime between January 6 - 19.   Lookingup
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« Reply #15103 on: December 10, 2014, 09:37:18 AM »
I really really like Princess Mononoke Cheers
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« Reply #15104 on: December 11, 2014, 10:58:16 AM »
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