The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[lester1/2jr]

watching this Golan Globus documentary man they made some crap

[alandhopewell]

     She needs to hydroplane into a ditch (YEAH!)

[lester1/2jr]

as someone who drives 3/4 of a car I'm very offended by those ads

[ER]

ThoughtS...

Facts are to thoughts as bees are to blueberry wasps.

Darkness and silence are the default settings of reality. Light and sound are violations.

He turned to me and remarked, “Isn’t the stoicism of a dying dog a humbling thing to see?”

Opinions are to humanity as bunions are to feet.

Sooner or later it’ll be attributed to Oscar Wilde.

Assuming my mother has prayed the rosary every day for fifty years, and assuming an average length of twenty-four inches of beads, that means the rosaries my mother has prayed would stretch 36,400 feet, or 6.89 miles. About as far as from our house to hers, a distance it takes on average thirty-seven minutes to travel due to traffic considerations and frequent starts and stops. In that journey I will be asked an average of 4.2 times, “How long til we get to Grandma’s house?” (One of these statistics is slightly made up.)

Even great loves eventually end.

Tuscany is lovelier than Provence.

In 2004 I was with someone who found a black widow spider dead on a windowsill of an abandoned shed, shriveled and dried to mummification, her red marking still plainly visible in the wrinkled leather of her thorax. He put her remains in a teacup and ground them to dust with the handle of a screwdriver, and I said be careful, the dust could still be lethal, but he laughed and joked about feeding it to someone he didn’t like. I hope he never did. I should ask him later during the football game I won’t be watching here.

City is better than United…deal with it, Red Army.

Actually bread often does go to the wise.

Drink enough green tea and you might see ghosts.

Sanding notches off bedposts does make them go away.

Three is the loudest age.

The first week of Catholic school makes girls’ legs sore. If you’ve been there, you know why.

The sight of the color red increases mammalian blood pressure. Green calms. Blue mollifies. While pink emasculates in the West, it brought virility to the samurai.

“I’ll match you virgin for virgin,” said the rich boy to his twin brother in 1997. (I heard this said with my own ears.)

Pi has no ending!

It’s been twelve years and they still haven’t found her.

God designed Norway’s coastline first, and then got lazy.

Hokey songs can have great lyrics.

In 1980, the average Soviet woman was said to have had 3.7 abortions in her lifetime.

Maybe Father Moody was right and Cecilia Lisbon really did fall by accident. No note, right?

Bob Barker would cross his legs and tremble if he knew what awaited him in the afterlife.

Craig Ferguson sold out.

He can only damn you once.

SATs are to GREs as irrelevant is to unfair.

God threw Satan out of Heaven, but even God can’t stop seven from being a prime number.

JRR Tolkien was politically reactionary. And an African.

Never let a boy pick out your shoes.

Multiple life sentences are a bit of a joke.

The collective unconsciousness surely exists.

It must suck to be Thunder Collins.

Never remind a penitent of her past sins.

As soon as you marry him, his hotness slips.

As soon as you marry her, her hotness slips.

Most people can survive about as long without water as they can without sleep.

The more finely garlic is chopped, the stronger its smell.

The past has sharp teeth.

Inspiration is wonderfully dangerous.

I am obviously bored sitting in my car waiting on them to come out of church.

My Irish ancestors would shun me for letting them be taken to Methodist Sunday school. “Go north and turn Orange, you Prod sympathizer!” they’d say. Except they can’t say that. They’re dead.

OK, last random thought. Here they FINALLY come. My afternoon can begin.

[indianasmith]

You're funny when you're bored, ER!!!

[diamondwaspvenom]

Not sure if he was pulling my leg, but the director of the play I'm working on says that it's cursed. Cursed in the sense that whenever people tried to make a film adaptation, things like actors getting sick and equipment failure were frequent occurrences that forced production into a screeching halt. The play is Dark of the Moon.

[LilCerberus]

 
A Whole New IMDB Credit! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5134236/
 

[Trevor]

watching this Golan Globus documentary man they made some crap

Agreed: especially in South Africa when they found a loophole in the tax laws 

[lester1/2jr]

trevor- didn't Israel supply the old SA gov with weapons and stuff? might have been some fringe benefits w/ that deal

[El Misfit]

     She needs to hydroplane into a ditch (YEAH!)

It pains me to see these ads, since it's telling me that people don't understand depreciation before buying a new car; the worst part is how they say it's bad when insurance will pay almost the total amount. So yeah, these ads needs to hydroplane into a lake.

[LilCerberus]

I need to learn how to do Room Tone...

[diamondwaspvenom]

Why don't they just cancel The Simpsons already? It hasn't been any good since around the 10th season. Those early seasons were a big part of my childhood and still hold up today. It's so depressing how bad the show has gotten. Same thing with Family Guy, it was funny for a bit but now it's really overstayed it's welcome.

[Trevor]

trevor- didn't Israel supply the old SA gov with weapons and stuff? might have been some fringe benefits w/ that deal

Yes, and the former Rhodesia too. I know that because Dad's police weapon was an Uzi 9mm.

[El Misfit]

Why don't they just cancel The Simpsons already? It hasn't been any good since around the 10th season. Those early seasons were a big part of my childhood and still hold up today. It's so depressing how bad the show has gotten. Same thing with Family Guy, it was funny for a bit but now it's really overstayed it's welcome.

Because Fox wants to bleed out The Simpson's dry for money.

[Alex]

Spent yesterday kneeling in mud in Inverness, planting small crosses for Rememberance Day coming up. One half of the garden was people who had wrote messages about family they had lost in wars, or just thank you notes for people they didn't know who had sacrificied all they had for them.

The other half of the garden was a cross with the name and picture of all the soldiers from the UK who had died in Afganistan. It was cold and wet, but the effect when you saw all those little crosses made it feel worth it.