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« Reply #16335 on: June 14, 2016, 10:35:56 AM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 14, 2016, 09:06:28 AM
Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds are the new Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman.
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« Reply #16336 on: June 14, 2016, 11:37:52 AM »
DEADPOOL...don't call him a mime lest you die.
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« Reply #16337 on: June 14, 2016, 09:04:26 PM »

So, I listed a tent for SALE on eBay, now ebay keeps sending me all these emails showing me bargains of tents for sail.  The reasons I'm SELLING the one tent I have is because I want to get rid of it, not because I'm trying to acquire more.  Lookingup

Which, you can view here http://www.ebay.com/itm/122010230844?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649 if you're interested.
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« Reply #16338 on: June 15, 2016, 11:25:06 AM »
I see examples of confirmation bias everywhere I look.
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« Reply #16339 on: June 15, 2016, 07:51:00 PM »
My friend has penned a short story that can only be described as "Hobbit porn." Yes, Hobbit porn.
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« Reply #16340 on: June 15, 2016, 11:16:39 PM »
Where there's sex, there's a market!
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« Reply #16341 on: June 16, 2016, 03:32:00 PM »
And where there's a market, there's sex.
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« Reply #16342 on: June 16, 2016, 07:45:22 PM »
According to http://howmanyofme.com, there are probably 30 people in the USA who share my first and last name.

One of them lives in my town, and he doesn't pay his child support.
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« Reply #16343 on: June 16, 2016, 08:13:37 PM »
The Sig Saur MCX looks just like my Nerf NStrike, only in black... Creepy.
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« Reply #16344 on: June 16, 2016, 08:20:07 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 16, 2016, 07:45:22 PM
According to http://howmanyofme.com, there are probably 30 people in the USA who share my first and last name.

One of them lives in my town, and he doesn't pay his child support.


There are nine if you use my nickname. If you use my full first name, I'm the only one.
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« Reply #16345 on: June 16, 2016, 11:35:41 PM »
If I were filthy stinking rich, I'd buy all those yard tools you only see in horror movies...
Then, I would use them for their intended purpose around the yard while smiling funny at the neighbors as they drive by...
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« Reply #16346 on: June 17, 2016, 09:22:18 AM »
Quote from: ER on June 15, 2016, 07:51:00 PM
My friend has penned a short story that can only be described as "Hobbit porn." Yes, Hobbit porn.

Let me guess, some kind of Frodo/Sam slash fiction? A lot of girls are into writing that stuff for some reason.
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« Reply #16347 on: June 17, 2016, 09:29:16 AM »
I'm assuming this is CGI-heavy, but still, what a commercial!

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« Reply #16348 on: June 17, 2016, 10:35:34 AM »
Quote from: ER on June 15, 2016, 07:51:00 PM
My friend has penned a short story that can only be described as "Hobbit porn." Yes, Hobbit porn.

I should've gotten the 1982 Honda PA50 Hobbit, but instead I got a 1982 Honda NU50 Urban Express... Lookingup

Have you ever read Bored Of The Rings by The Harvard Lampoon?
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« Reply #16349 on: June 17, 2016, 10:49:54 AM »
Quote from: AoTFan on June 17, 2016, 09:22:18 AM
Quote from: ER on June 15, 2016, 07:51:00 PM
My friend has penned a short story that can only be described as "Hobbit porn." Yes, Hobbit porn.

Let me guess, some kind of Frodo/Sam slash fiction? A lot of girls are into writing that stuff for some reason.

Ha, nah, it was just a silly little Hobbit lust fulfilled on a bridge type of thing with made-up characters. Made me laugh. The Hobbit climbed out of the stream and his shirt was all wet and the girl Hobbit felt her hairy toes curl. Then they sneaked off to a mushroom patch and had-to and smoked a pipe together afterward. And nine months later Bilbo was born. (Okay I made that part up.)

It failed to satisfy my scientific curiosity, though, about whether male Hobbits, like Congo-ese pygmies, are disproportionately endowed. I was keenly disappointed there. Long wondered that, you know. Also Yoda. Yoda has perplexed me a time or two.
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