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« Reply #1635 on: April 06, 2009, 07:40:16 AM »
Quote from: ghouck on April 05, 2009, 11:17:45 PM
Did you laugh about it?

No, it hurt  TeddyR
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« Reply #1636 on: April 06, 2009, 12:16:47 PM »
10 years, 4 months, 3 weeks and 4 days later and I still can't ride my unicycle  Bluesad
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Where the hell is that soothing music coming from?
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Hypnotic, ain't it?


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« Reply #1637 on: April 06, 2009, 12:26:45 PM »
If things take off with the girl I'm taking out on Wednesday, it's going to be really awkward explaining to my parents that I met her while drunk off my ass and that I apparently won her heart by taking her hand in mine and saying, "You're really pretty...and that's not just the alcohol talking, I really mean that"
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« Reply #1638 on: April 06, 2009, 01:44:14 PM »
When my spirits are low, i vacuum in heels..... seriously; it's the small things that keep us happy. Maybe it's just drinking coffee out of your favorite cup or a few dandelions your seven year old daughter picked for you. All the same, it's still the small things that keep you going. When I'm in a relationship (which is rare) I always try to do small things for my boyfriend, such as baking him some cookies or hiding a little note to say "I miss you" over his car visor. I think in times like these, people rely on things like text messages or myspace and forget that the little gestures go so far.
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Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
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« Reply #1639 on: April 06, 2009, 04:48:18 PM »
I get a ton of these in MySpace and they're really ticking me off!
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« Reply #1640 on: April 06, 2009, 06:33:53 PM »
I finally got a hold of the DVD 'Frogs', and the damn thing is broken. So far, out of the 4 discs I have gotten from Blockbuster by Mail, one is broken, and one had issues but was eventually playable. Not a good way to start.
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« Reply #1641 on: April 06, 2009, 09:15:01 PM »
"Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta."

Incredible to think that English was only Nabokov's fourth language.
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« Reply #1642 on: April 06, 2009, 10:54:36 PM »
Saw the greatest written piece of literature on the stall walls in the bathroom today.  I even took a picture of it, in the hopes that it will turn out well enough to post on failblog. 

First was something someone wrote that said:
"God love's you" 

Yes, apostrophe and all.  There was an arrow pointing to it that lead to another piece of writing that said:

"Nice gramer moron"

After that was another arrow pointing to that, which lead to another piece reading:

"Grammer has two m's, dips**t!"

The coup de grace to the whole thing was the last arrow attached to that, which lead to huge letters:

"GRAMMAR!!!"

I want to post this up there with fail, fail, fail, WIN!
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« Reply #1643 on: April 07, 2009, 07:15:34 AM »
Quote from: ghouck on April 06, 2009, 06:33:53 PM
I finally got a hold of the DVD 'Frogs', and the damn thing is broken. So far, out of the 4 discs I have gotten from Blockbuster by Mail, one is broken, and one had issues but was eventually playable. Not a good way to start.

You're really not missing much.
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« Reply #1644 on: April 07, 2009, 07:34:58 AM »
There was this loose thread inside the sleeve of this shirt.  Every time I'd wear it, like today, there was that damned tickling sensation.  I finally decided it was time for drastic action - took it off, turned it inside out, and cut that damned thing off!

Ahhhhh...life just got 1/1,000th of a percent better  TeddyR
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« Reply #1645 on: April 07, 2009, 07:45:08 AM »
I's a simple thought...




..but it always brings a smile to my face...
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« Reply #1646 on: April 07, 2009, 12:15:16 PM »
I's a simple thought...




..but it always brings a smile to my face...
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« Reply #1647 on: April 07, 2009, 12:17:40 PM »
Quote from: Wag on April 07, 2009, 12:15:16 PM
I's a simple thought...




..but it always brings a smile to my face...


Wag, seriously, mate, I think you mean...



That's the good stuff...
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« Reply #1648 on: April 07, 2009, 12:26:13 PM »
Quote from: doggett on April 07, 2009, 12:17:40 PM

Wag, seriously, mate, I think you mean...



That's the good stuff...


Digestives; meh. Taste the Chunkie. Just one bite. Go on...
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« Reply #1649 on: April 07, 2009, 12:28:12 PM »
Quote from: Wag on April 07, 2009, 12:26:13 PM
Quote from: doggett on April 07, 2009, 12:17:40 PM

Wag, seriously, mate, I think you mean...



That's the good stuff...


Digestives; meh. Taste the Chunkie. Just one bite. Go on...


You get less of em' in a packet !
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