The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[WingedSerpent]

Gonna do it , next month.  Going to finally get a new more powerful computer, and make the switch from Adobe to Corel, and Moho (formally Anime Studio for animation).   

[indianasmith]

What if our entire solar system is a single cell in a booger in the nose of a giant green-eyed alien slug beast???

[Rev. Powell]

Just saw an old friend of mine in what could qualify as a "weird news story." 

[ER]

Next week my dad is coming back from his extended honeymoon thingie with my mother, and in the time he's been gone and I've been running his business we've made more money in two months than he did in six. He's going to get me for that.

[AoTFan]

What if our entire solar system is a single cell in a booger in the nose of a giant green-eyed alien slug beast???

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that about the third or fourth "booger" related random thought post you've done in less than two months?  I think someone's got an obsession!

 

[indianasmith]

I have no idea what you meant by that, Nostril Hound!!!!   

[LilCerberus]

We should nominate one of Sprite's cats for President, then see how it react every time some reporter sticks a deadcat in it's face...

Y'know? Those giant fuzzy microphones that look like a watermelon with fur on it?
Ah, forget it!

[LilCerberus]

I wonder what it must be like to be a printer at the US Mint...

I mean, they'd hafta' know about the whole devaluation due to overproduction gobblety goop...

I.E., overproduction would probably mean overtime, yet in spite of the overtime, their money would be worth less, whereas a cut in production would mean an increase in the value of their take home pay (even though it would still be the same), yet they would probably have to sacrifice a few hours, & maybe even accept a few layoffs...

It must be the most emotionally confusing job in the world...

[El Misfit]

man, I was hoping to work on the Celica today. Rain had other ideas. I even had a canopy to use if it got too hot.

[indianasmith]

I had big plans for this three day weekend, but alas, they came to naught!!

[ER]

Today I was reading my son one of his and my all-time favorite books Leo the Late Bloomer, a charming and color-filled tale of meeting life at your own pace.

So at the end he said, "Am I a late bloomer?"

I said, "Nah, you're an exactly on-time bloomer."

He goes, "Were you a late bloomer?"

Without thinking, I go, "No, I was a real early bloomer." D'oh! Instantly I thought, I probably shouldn't have said that, because (right on schedule):

"Why were you an early bloomer, Mom? What did you do?"

Divert! Divert! "Well, your grandpa always says I was in a hurry to do everything." (Nice save, bringing Grandpa in.)

But: "Like what? What did you do?"

Thinking fast I offered up: "Like I learned to read when I was four, and rode by bike when I was five, and swam almost before I could walk." (All wholesome things, crossing fingers, but....)

Then: "I'll be an early bloomer too then and hurry to do everything even more!"

Even more, eh, son? Now I'm left with visions of him at age twelve tattooed and living on the Left Bank with some thirty-year-old floozy in one arm, going, "See, Mom, I said I'd be an early bloomer even more. And I owe it all to you!"

Moral of the story: Children's book lead to corruption! More bad movies for young people instead!

[indianasmith]

As my Dad would say - "You're paying for your raising!!"  ROFLMAO

[claws]

I don't get what's so funny about the "Silent Dancing in the Street Music Video" from David Bowie and Mick Jagger that went viral and everyone is posting. It's still 1980s corny, with or without music. Pretty much every music video from the 1980s is more or less corny. Maybe someone can fill me in about the "funny" in the silent Bowie & Jagger vid.

Either way, I have to file this under Millennial Humor  

[ER]

Silken syllables
"Goodbye"---never spoken but
With a question mark.

[lester1/2jr]

I saw an albino squirrel the other day