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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #16770 on: January 25, 2017, 09:52:33 AM »

Sometimes I watch The Big Bang Theory and think Sheldon is onto something with his roommate agreement. I know he took it too far but in principle it's not a bad idea, and I think every relationship ought to have something like that. Think of how good it'd make you feel to corner your spouse with the fact he's actually violating something he agreed on in writing.

"No, under Section IV, paragraph II, underwear belongs in the hamper for white clothing only. That's five bucks you owe me."

"No, only on alternate Wednesdays are you allowed to put a pillow over my face while I'm asleep and pretend you're going to smother me. Another five bucks."

"Punking me by throwing an unplugged electrical appliance in while I'm taking a bath is specifically banned under Article XVI. FIVE BUCKS."

If we had something like that I bet I could've bought my own Italian sports car by now, one infraction at a time.

I really should've put a few more clauses in that pre-nup.
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« Reply #16771 on: January 26, 2017, 06:21:27 AM »

When I came here just now via my usual link, I got a screen saying it was a "hacking attempt..."   ...?

Need more coffee.
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« Reply #16772 on: January 26, 2017, 06:40:11 AM »

When I came here just now via my usual link, I got a screen saying it was a "hacking attempt..."   ...?

Need more coffee.

No you don't: I got that screen too.
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« Reply #16773 on: January 26, 2017, 06:56:10 AM »

When I came here just now via my usual link, I got a screen saying it was a "hacking attempt..."   ...?

Need more coffee.

No you don't: I got that screen too.

Same here.
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« Reply #16774 on: January 26, 2017, 08:10:52 AM »

When I came here just now via my usual link, I got a screen saying it was a "hacking attempt..."   ...?

Need more coffee.

No you don't: I got that screen too.

Same here.

Happened a second time: but I am glad it's not just me!

eta: third time in and no 'error' message.   Thumbup
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« Reply #16775 on: January 26, 2017, 08:34:07 AM »

When I came here just now via my usual link, I got a screen saying it was a "hacking attempt..."   ...?

Need more coffee.

No you don't: I got that screen too.

Same here.

Happened a second time: but I am glad it's not just me!

eta: third time in and no 'error' message.   Thumbup

Third time for me: I felt like I was Jonny Lee Miller in Hackers Wink
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« Reply #16776 on: January 26, 2017, 11:06:27 AM »

Is it just me or has this site really picked up lately? :-)
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« Reply #16777 on: January 26, 2017, 11:12:39 AM »

I appear to have a minature arms race going on in my house. Since Kristi started wargaming with a WWII US army she's picked up 4 Sherman tanks, a Priest (M7), White Scout Car and a half track along with accompanying infantry. None of the WW2 armies I've build up (Soviet, British & Japanese) have the firepower to deal with her armour as I've normally been playing infantry based games with my friends. I've decided to stop being the only WWII wargamer who doesn't have a German army and go buy one next month. I've planned out what I want to buy which includes a pair of Panzer IV's, a Mk I Tiger and an Elephant tank destroyer. Of course she is now planning on buying heavier guns as the ones on Shermans were a bit poor at anti tank combat...
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #16778 on: January 26, 2017, 01:03:53 PM »

I appear to have a minature arms race going on in my house. Since Kristi started wargaming with a WWII US army she's picked up 4 Sherman tanks, a Priest (M7), White Scout Car and a half track along with accompanying infantry. None of the WW2 armies I've build up (Soviet, British & Japanese) have the firepower to deal with her armour as I've normally been playing infantry based games with my friends. I've decided to stop being the only WWII wargamer who doesn't have a German army and go buy one next month. I've planned out what I want to buy which includes a pair of Panzer IV's, a Mk I Tiger and an Elephant tank destroyer. Of course she is now planning on buying heavier guns as the ones on Shermans were a bit poor at anti tank combat...

A wise man of my acquaintance has oft said in the battle of the sexes, women will always be the victor, since we are both the opponent and the goal.

I'll leave that unannotated. ;-)
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« Reply #16779 on: January 26, 2017, 04:16:05 PM »

DARK ALEX : Check out world of tanks via replays with The Mighty Jingles, Quickybaby and Side Strafe. Much fun to be had, and that includes jingles gamer blooper reels 'Why you heff to be mad?'

ER: Yup...you gals with yer come hither/go away...
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« Reply #16780 on: January 26, 2017, 07:02:02 PM »

The woman who provided the voice for Siri just followed me on Twitter.  Question
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« Reply #16781 on: January 26, 2017, 08:06:42 PM »

What's your Twitter handle, Rev?  I'll follow you too!
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« Reply #16782 on: January 26, 2017, 10:49:07 PM »

The woman who provided the voice for Siri just followed me on Twitter.  Question
Happened to me too about a year or so ago.
Still with WRIR then.
 I wonder why I didn't think that was important...
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #16783 on: January 27, 2017, 12:13:38 AM »

Went to the region's biggest annual basketball game tonight to see an underdog Catholic school take on an occasional powerhouse, and after the first quarter basketball is as interesting to me as Accounting 101 is for non-Jews. I took any excuse to run to the snack bar and get things for the others and drag my heels getting back. But on our second trip up to grab nachos this black dude came up to my my de facto best friend (I hardly get to be with my lifelong best friend anymore) and asked, "Would you ladies like to buy a joint tonight?"

My mind raced for some pseudo clever way to say no, including the fact I didn't know anyone still called them joints anymore, when I heard my friend ask, "How much?"

I was roughly as surprised to hear her ask that as I'd have been if she'd suddenly started speaking Mandarin. She had a corrupt dance coach who gave her amphetamines for a while years ago but she isn't into drugs as a rule, so I went, "Seriously?"

She said, "I was just curious."

Anyway, the local told her the price and must've known we were time wasters because without another word he milled over to some other people with the same offer.

Back to our seats we went, hauling nachos and Pepsi, kind of giggling about being offered weed, but I sat there the remaining quarter thinking, "Y'know, maybe we actually should have taken him up on that since being stoned might've made the game more interesting."

Besides, the team we were pulling for lost for the first matchup in four years, kinda the cherrybomb on the stale cake.
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« Reply #16784 on: January 27, 2017, 12:21:48 AM »

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I truly believe I enjoyed Manos. I recently watched the Creeping Terror, and somehow the movie p**sed me off. Manos is bad, but I really don't like The Creeping Terror.
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