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Alex
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« Reply #18510 on: November 25, 2018, 11:57:49 AM »
The same bearded man, wearing a red dress has passed me by three times now travelling in the same direction each time. Is there some sort of secret passageway on the train allowing him egress back to his starting point or I have just found a glitch in the matrix?
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« Reply #18511 on: November 25, 2018, 04:18:22 PM »
Quote from: ER on November 24, 2018, 08:41:25 PM
b***higan! b***higan! Michigan's our b***h again!

Oh, Eve, they'd string you up at my place for that.  Both my mom and bro were born there.

(Me, I don't follow football, so I couldn't care one way or another, but don't tell them I said that...)
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« Reply #18512 on: November 25, 2018, 09:40:05 PM »
Lesson plans for next week: DONE.
Huge stack of papers I brought home over the holiday: GRADED
And it's only 8:40 PM!!
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #18513 on: November 26, 2018, 01:01:24 PM »
Earlier exchange:

Wanna go out to lunch today?

Can't, I have to get my son from school, so I'm leaving early and have to work straight-thru before then.

(Odd how I had no time for lunch but I do have time to write a post about not having time to go to lunch.)
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RCMerchant
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« Reply #18514 on: November 26, 2018, 03:12:38 PM »
Quote from: ER on November 24, 2018, 08:41:25 PM
b***higan! b***higan! Michigan's our b***h again!

Hey- I don't follow football, but watch your step, young lady...! Wink
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #18515 on: November 26, 2018, 03:30:04 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on November 26, 2018, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: ER on November 24, 2018, 08:41:25 PM
b***higan! b***higan! Michigan's our b***h again!

Hey- I don't follow football, but watch your step, young lady...! Wink

Sorry, Ronny, since I was in Columbus that afternoon I was legally required to say that somewhere before the end of the day.  BounceGiggle
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #18516 on: November 27, 2018, 12:26:52 PM »
Yesterday my doctor emailed and said having upped my daily run by an extra mile I should eat 300-500 more calories a day, which is nonsense, I have plenty of energy and my weight is fine. I like being able to leap flat-footed from sidewalks to park benches and walk across them to my children's delight. I like not missing a return of serve on court due to unnecessary pounds. (I would like to build a little more muscle tone, per my krav maga instructor's constant advice.) However, upon someone else's recommendation I think I will go have a rare carb-fest today, maybe some sort of noodles when He Who Buys Me Lunch comes along in a second.
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Alex
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« Reply #18517 on: November 27, 2018, 01:57:10 PM »
I miss being at home with my collections.
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Alex
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« Reply #18518 on: November 27, 2018, 01:59:25 PM »
This wins my most random thought of the day award.

Women's nipples should come in different flavours, and when you find a combination you like, you know you've found the woman for you.
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ER
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« Reply #18519 on: November 27, 2018, 02:19:52 PM »
Quote from: Dark Alex on November 27, 2018, 01:59:25 PM
This wins my most random thought of the day award.

Women's nipples should come in different flavours, and when you find a combination you like, you know you've found the woman for you.

I'll resist further expanding on the reverse of that line of thinking.
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« Reply #18520 on: November 27, 2018, 10:44:39 PM »
Why is it genetic scientists can't find the German engineering gene?  That genetic anomaly in the German peolle that makes it impossible for aferman engineer to design a machine where one part does one job if it is at all physically possible to make 3, or better yet 5 parts do the same one job?
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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« Reply #18521 on: November 27, 2018, 10:45:45 PM »
Inralp reezilmanorp!  Magorzip! Magorzip! Magorzip!
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Trevor
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« Reply #18522 on: November 28, 2018, 06:16:16 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on November 27, 2018, 10:45:45 PM
Inralp reezilmanorp!  Magorzip! Magorzip! Magorzip!

*Dials the South African equivalent of 911*  Wink
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #18523 on: November 28, 2018, 07:39:47 AM »
Why hasn't anyone made odor eater underwear?  That ought to sell pretty good...
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« Reply #18524 on: November 28, 2018, 07:40:41 AM »
Some people  are alive only because it's  illegal to kill them.
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