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« Reply #6675 on: July 13, 2010, 12:29:41 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on July 13, 2010, 11:23:01 AM
Quote from: Jack on July 13, 2010, 10:57:36 AM
My prostrate is symmetrical and well formed.  Just thought I'd share that with you all.   TeddyR
Thats great, but what did your doctor say about it?   Wink

He said it was the best butt that he'd had his finger up in quite a while  TeddyR
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« Reply #6676 on: July 13, 2010, 03:19:27 PM »
Gettin' tired of rich folks with more than one car to choose from telling me I need to look for something more clostrophobic.
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« Reply #6677 on: July 13, 2010, 04:23:39 PM »

I just heard the timer go off on the microwave (cooking rice a roni) and just went to check on it. I found the plastic colander that had been in the dish drainer all day laying in the middle of the kitchen floor. No one has been in the kitchen for the last hour or so.

Hmmm ... maybe I suddenly have a poltegiest?  Guess it wanted me to make pasta instead. Buggedout
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« Reply #6678 on: July 13, 2010, 07:31:14 PM »
Not sure what it is, but a sharp pain is coming from my operation sight when I bend down.  Its rather displeasing and I hope its nothing I need checked out. 
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« Reply #6679 on: July 14, 2010, 09:58:17 AM »
well, the damn AC unit upstairs sprang a leek and now the upstairs' rooms are HOT AS HELL. the house alarm kept going off last night, so my dad ripped it out.
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« Reply #6680 on: July 14, 2010, 10:49:08 AM »
I accidently closed CeltX and lost 2 hours of writing work   Hatred
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« Reply #6681 on: July 14, 2010, 12:49:58 PM »
It's really, really hot here. My brain is melting.
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« Reply #6682 on: July 14, 2010, 07:12:17 PM »
Overlisening to a show my wife is watching about people who didn't know they were pregnant.  Guess that stuff moving in the stomach was gas or something to some people.
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« Reply #6683 on: July 14, 2010, 07:41:07 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on July 14, 2010, 07:12:17 PM
Overlisening to a show my wife is watching about people who didn't know they were pregnant.  Guess that stuff moving in the stomach was gas or something to some people.

That just reminds me of the Beavis ands Butt-head episode where Beavis thought he was pregnant, but he just had to take a power dump.
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« Reply #6684 on: July 14, 2010, 08:37:48 PM »
The Water Turkey is hitched up and ready to go  . . .


I am hitting the lake tomorrow!!!!! TeddyR
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« Reply #6685 on: July 14, 2010, 09:25:44 PM »
Why are some of the simplest items the hardest to shop for?  I went to three different stores today looking for a stop watch to time my work-out.  The first two of them had those ones that count calories as well-none cheaper then $50. 
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« Reply #6686 on: July 15, 2010, 09:53:17 AM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on July 13, 2010, 03:19:27 PM
Gettin' tired of rich folks with more than one car to choose from telling me I need to look for something more clostrophobic.

I'd be like, "Hey, if you want to BUY me one, I'd be glad to drive it!"  :)

On a sidenote, be careful in you're driving an SUV, there are some neighborhoods that they'll slash your tires and set it on fire.  (And no, I'm not kidding, that actually happens.)
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« Reply #6687 on: July 15, 2010, 10:00:38 AM »
You know, I like playing Scrabble (even though I haven't done it using the board game in years), but online Scrabble is starting to annoy the hell out of me.  For starters, it accepts all kinds of crap as "words", so I never really know what I could make with my tiles or not.  

"Zed", "ga", and "ded" are NOT f**king words, people!  Also, since when do we spell "teepee" tipi?  

And don't get me started on the fact that now suddenly abbreviations are allowed...
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« Reply #6688 on: July 15, 2010, 10:58:21 AM »
I just won two free tickets to " The Last Airbender ".
I'm not sure how I should feel about that.
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« Reply #6689 on: July 15, 2010, 12:43:46 PM »
Quote from: BTM on July 15, 2010, 10:00:38 AM
Also, since when do we spell "teepee" tipi? 

Well, since the beginning, actually. 
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