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« Reply #735 on: December 11, 2008, 01:06:39 PM »

Here's a nice little homily I just made up myself while eating some delicious coconut cake:

"God was in a pretty good mood when he invented the coconut."

Feel free to share.
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« Reply #736 on: December 11, 2008, 03:21:18 PM »

When my mom and I converse and really get going we can talk faster than Rory and Lorelai ever did, including season three. No one can out-talk a couple of Irish chicks who've built up forward momentum. Today at lunch we had a good head of steam and packed three hours worth of conversation into thirty minutes. It was dizzying!
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« Reply #737 on: December 11, 2008, 03:43:55 PM »

Baboon!  Buggedout
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« Reply #738 on: December 11, 2008, 06:15:13 PM »

Great Googley Moogley. .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #739 on: December 11, 2008, 07:03:39 PM »

HEY!

You gonna eat that?
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« Reply #740 on: December 11, 2008, 07:10:45 PM »

Got no shame...well I've got no one to blame...
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« Reply #741 on: December 11, 2008, 10:14:32 PM »

What if Santa Claus wasn't who you thought he was?

What if...
Santa Claus...
really...
really...
wasn't...
who you thought he was?
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« Reply #742 on: December 11, 2008, 11:12:32 PM »

In 'Santa's Slay', he's a big muscled-up Jewish guy. . .
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« Reply #743 on: December 11, 2008, 11:29:50 PM »

What if Santa Claus wasn't who you thought he was?

What if...
Santa Claus...
really...
really...
wasn't...
who you thought he was?

Well-my Dad isn't who I thought he was...and...dam...where do you come up with this creepy sh!T?!?!?!  You are one of the most bent thinkers on this board...I never know how to respond to you...and I do mean that in a good way!
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« Reply #744 on: December 12, 2008, 12:10:34 AM »

It's Thursday...about midnight...I'm the only user on board....kinda like walking into town after ( or during) a huge blizzard on a Sunday morning...it's all very peaceful and quite....covered in a blanket of snow. I can't sleep. Even though I'm real tired.
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« Reply #745 on: December 12, 2008, 01:39:49 AM »

How angry do suppose Santa Claus would've been the day Hitler ordered the Nazi Youth Brigade into active combat?
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« Reply #746 on: December 12, 2008, 06:17:19 PM »

I wonder what the official Vatican response would be if Santa turned out to be 100% real....
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« Reply #747 on: December 12, 2008, 07:32:10 PM »

I find it disturbing that as kids, my parents used to tell us the story/legend of Black Peter every holiday season...
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« Reply #748 on: December 12, 2008, 10:09:00 PM »

Step one, the admission: I am physically dependent on Chap Stick.
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« Reply #749 on: December 13, 2008, 12:36:59 AM »

What would Santa Claus have to say about that bizarre day in 1914?
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