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« Reply #1275 on: February 24, 2009, 02:00:38 PM »

I had a dream last night where I was chasing this woman throug the woods, an trying to hit her with a rag doll soaked in gasoline..... TeddyR
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« Reply #1276 on: February 24, 2009, 02:30:37 PM »

Even though Jade is dying, I still find her annoying.
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« Reply #1277 on: February 24, 2009, 03:24:04 PM »

Nostagic thoughts...


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« Reply #1278 on: February 24, 2009, 03:31:19 PM »

I had a nightmare last night. This huge fat clown with a white face and big red fake lips was cackling insanely, chasing me in the woods, trying to hit me with a rag doll soaked in gasoline. I kept trying to run but it was muddy and I wasn't getting anywhere. In retrospect I don't think the clown was exactly makin' tracks either but still a scary, scary dream. Hmm, maybe there was angel dust in that Taco Bell I had.

I also had Taco Bell yesterday.
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« Reply #1279 on: February 24, 2009, 03:45:42 PM »

Even though Jade is dying, I still find her annoying.

I HAVE to ask, what's this a reference to?  I know of about a dozen characters from several sources with the name Jade...
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« Reply #1280 on: February 24, 2009, 03:52:02 PM »

Even though Jade is dying, I still find her annoying.

I HAVE to ask, what's this a reference to?  I know of about a dozen characters from several sources with the name Jade...

Jade isn't a character, she's a real woman who recently discovered she has cancer and only has a few weeks to live. And because of this "the press" has decided to treat her like a saint. I didn't like her when she was healthy and now that she's dying my opinion still hasn't changed. She's famous for being a reality TV star.
That's it.
It's not like she invented a time machine or created a decent tasting diet cola drink.

Everyone is gonna die, I don't expect people to change their opinions of me just because I'm gonna drop...
Which, hopefully, is a long time from now!
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« Reply #1281 on: February 24, 2009, 04:15:46 PM »

It's still sad she's dying and has a couple years left before she even hits 30. People are just letting her know how much they like her and such while they still have a chance.
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« Reply #1282 on: February 24, 2009, 04:41:00 PM »

I think my most recent ex girlfriend is regretting ending the relationship and might want to get back together with me, but is afraid to say so.  Which is fine by me, as I have no intention of getting back together with her (I recognize that the factors that led to the relationship ending are not going to change any time soon).  I miss her, but I recognize that it just wasn't meant to be. 
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« Reply #1283 on: February 24, 2009, 06:39:25 PM »

I'm hanging out at the library while my son is doing puzzles.  For once in a long time I feel completely at peace.  I think its the absolute quiet of this room.  Smile
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« Reply #1284 on: February 24, 2009, 08:11:45 PM »

I went to a Lonestar Steakhouse recently. I made my order and they asked me if I wanted to "Texas Size" my order. I said "No, I'm not on a diet". They looked confused. (This was here in Alaska)

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« Reply #1285 on: February 24, 2009, 10:50:18 PM »

Here's the perfect gift for that someone special to immortalize your own love story:

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That's assuming your love story involves spinning around in a teacup, walking around in very tight jeans, and getting shot in the ass with arrows.
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« Reply #1286 on: February 25, 2009, 07:58:49 AM »

For one of my classes, I was assigned an article to read and write a response to.  The article turned out to be a neurotic, vitriol-spewing Feminazi diatribe in which the Greek column is identified as a glorification of the hateful, oppressive penis (its role in holding up roofs conveniently ignored), as is the beanstalk in "Jack and the Bean Stalk." Worse, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony is cheapened into an anthem of rape and sadomasochism, the uplifting "Ode to Joy" finale rendered no more than a cheap mask over the rapist's face.

My response paper is twice the length the professor wanted, and would make Hunter S. Thompson and Johnny Rotten blush. 

I look forward to seeing what sort of grade I get on it.


Got the response paper returned to me yesterday.  I got an A+ on it, and the professor's comments on my insightfulness and well-thought-out response, although she cautioned that I should try to see the Feminazi viewpoint as well. 
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« Reply #1287 on: February 25, 2009, 10:31:27 AM »

Circus' new pic is really creepin' me out...
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« Reply #1288 on: February 25, 2009, 10:55:41 AM »

How many people have watched Species for the actual plot.

In fact, how did Species get any sequels? Let alone three of 'em ?



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Never underestimate how desperate men are to watch a hot chick take her top off...
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« Reply #1289 on: February 25, 2009, 02:04:46 PM »

I'm having spaghetti tonight, it's one of my favorite meals.  Just wish my car was working so I could buy some garlic bread to go with it.  Bluesad
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