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Doggett
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« Reply #1590 on: April 02, 2009, 12:23:50 PM »

8 days to go...
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« Reply #1591 on: April 02, 2009, 12:33:05 PM »

Boy it's hot. If I ever owed anybody a hot day, I could sure pay 'em back with this one!
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« Reply #1592 on: April 02, 2009, 01:42:26 PM »

Fail Funnies is weak compared to Failblog. Too many fakes...
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« Reply #1593 on: April 02, 2009, 03:32:41 PM »

shipmentoffail is ok. . .
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« Reply #1594 on: April 02, 2009, 05:03:59 PM »

If you have named most of the staplers and office equipment at work and refer to them as people, does that mean you are going crazy?

How about if you like "Evil Colin" the stapler more than some people in the office? Are you crazy then?
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« Reply #1595 on: April 02, 2009, 05:31:01 PM »



How about if you like "Evil Colin" the stapler more than some people in the office? Are you crazy then?

No, it means you're not going to lower your standards.
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« Reply #1596 on: April 02, 2009, 08:52:54 PM »

If Elvira appeared on an episode of Red Dwarf, would Doggett's head explode?
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« Reply #1597 on: April 03, 2009, 12:37:20 AM »

I'm waiting to see if my mother will respond to an email I sent her earlier today.

She made a comment about how after I graduate this May, I will think very fondly of college...

I replied that while I would miss the people and the extracurriculars, I couldn't wait to graduate.  Because I realized that college is the gauntlet.  I've had the best and worst experiences of my life during these four years.  And I recognized that, having survived those lowest of lows...nothing can hurt me any more.  Not really.  I've toughened up and learned that I have the strength to survive the worst life throws at me. 

I compared my college experience to holding my hand in an open flame to prove a point.  It's an experience I will never forget, which was sometimes painful but ultimately I'll remember it with some satisfaction and pride...but it's not an experience I'm anxious to repeat.

I repeat, I compared my college experience to holding my hand in an open flame to prove a point.

Mom's gonna be p**sed at me...
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« Reply #1598 on: April 03, 2009, 07:23:01 AM »

Oh, just wait until you're out in the working world.  No graduation to look forward to, no change of classes with each new semester, no summer vacation.  Just get up every morning and go to the same job, with the same people, the same paycheck that doesn't quite cover the same bills.  Forever! 

Then you'll have kids, and you'll buy one of them and expensive guitar, which he'll fool around with for 5 minutes.  Then he'll want an expensive drum set, which you won't let him have because he never played his guitar.  Then he'll hate your guts for a month.  This little scenario will be played out countless times and basically constitute your life.

Oh, sorry, I'm not depressing anyone, am I?   TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #1599 on: April 03, 2009, 07:47:28 AM »

Dating is over-rated; I am going to lock myself in my house forever.
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« Reply #1600 on: April 03, 2009, 09:19:32 AM »

Oh for chrissakes, they're predicting six inches of snow for Sunday.  C'mon man, it's April!
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« Reply #1601 on: April 03, 2009, 10:04:18 AM »

Dating is over-rated; I am going to lock myself in my house forever.

True, but the cure for dating is far, far worse. . .
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« Reply #1602 on: April 03, 2009, 01:28:16 PM »

Holy smokes are Tuff underrated!  Buggedout
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« Reply #1603 on: April 03, 2009, 04:39:38 PM »

If Elvira appeared on an episode of Red Dwarf, would Doggett's head explode?

Yes.

Oh, less than a week to go...
I've seen the new trailer and it looks awesome ! Thumbup
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« Reply #1604 on: April 03, 2009, 09:49:16 PM »


Then you'll have kids, and you'll buy one of them and expensive guitar, which he'll fool around with for 5 minutes.  Then he'll want an expensive drum set, which you won't let him have because he never played his guitar.  Then he'll hate your guts for a month.  This little scenario will be played out countless times and basically constitute your life.



You just need to teach your kid to be a little bit flexible, a little adaptable. My kid wanted a dirt bike. I bought him a Quad, and the compromise worked out pretty well:

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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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