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« Reply #13155 on: June 17, 2013, 02:55:48 AM »

I got my Dad a collection of reggae versions of Elvis songs for Father's Day
Out of curiosity, I did a quick search for "Reggae Elvis" and not once did I see an image of a black guy with dreadlocks wearing a white sequin jumpsuit. 

I'm horribly disappointed.    Bluesad
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« Reply #13156 on: June 17, 2013, 08:55:50 AM »



He's wearing gold lame instead of white sequin, but not bad.
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« Reply #13157 on: June 17, 2013, 10:32:44 AM »

Our new accountant is hairier than Robin Williams. He's from Romania and he has the most developed canine teeth I've ever seen. We were supposed to see him next Monday the 24th but this morning he asked to move the meeting up til Tuesday instead. Sunday the 23rd is a full moon.

I'm starting to think werewolf.
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« Reply #13158 on: June 17, 2013, 01:04:41 PM »

Up all night. feel like crap. kinda have an excuse; varmint in my house. just need to work up the nerve to make a few phone calls
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« Reply #13159 on: June 17, 2013, 01:06:30 PM »

One month out of high school, and my daughter has her first boyfriend.
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« Reply #13160 on: June 17, 2013, 02:59:39 PM »

Have you noticed any new gray hairs or ulcers yet, indy?   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #13161 on: June 17, 2013, 05:31:55 PM »

Tried a durian fruit milkshake today, from a local Vietnamese restaurant. Dear God that was the worst thing I've ever ingested, seriously. Would go into more detail but not sure if it's in bad taste or not.
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« Reply #13162 on: June 17, 2013, 06:09:40 PM »

I got my brother in law a durian for Christmas he wasn't amused.
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« Reply #13163 on: June 17, 2013, 07:36:36 PM »

I imagine carrion would probably taste a lot like durian does.
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« Reply #13164 on: June 18, 2013, 09:43:57 AM »

Closest taste to it, that I am personally aware of, were the burps I was having during a bout of gastroenteritis last summer. Not pleasant. Lipton bottled ice tea does an admirable job of killing the aftertaste, though.
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« Reply #13165 on: June 19, 2013, 09:16:52 AM »

Hear so much about profanity, but nothing about amateurfanity.
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« Reply #13166 on: June 19, 2013, 10:03:18 AM »

Hear so much about profanity, but nothing about amateurfanity.

That's because amateurfanity isn't real, you should look into confanity.
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« Reply #13167 on: June 19, 2013, 12:15:27 PM »

Hear so much about profanity, but nothing about amateurfanity.

That's because amateurfanity isn't real, you should look into confanity.

CONFANITY.....THE OPPOSITE OF "PROFANITY"..the act of complementing with exclamation.. or to distinguish ones positive attiude, outlook, or over all feelings.

Oh that's me through and through  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #13168 on: June 19, 2013, 02:19:10 PM »

Been working for this company for two years now and I noticed something odd. Most of the younger guys there have developed a gut, even our young boss who now looks like the pillsbury doughboy. Either this is a new trend among young men (some of the guys seem to carry their new gut with pride) or they got impregnated by some alien life form.
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« Reply #13169 on: June 19, 2013, 04:30:08 PM »

Today my four-year-old goddaughter Courtney announced that her imaginary friend, Mrs. Blind, doesn't like me. I've read enough Stephen King to know that 99.9% of imaginary friends are malevolent spirits, and that now my days are seriously numbered.
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