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« on: January 07, 2008, 10:34:34 AM »

++You stupid human++
++I can think and I can jump++
++You can't even swim++
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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2008, 01:04:42 PM »

Bo Derek meets whale
Can you be a one-legged 10?
There goes the catwalk.
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2008, 07:47:17 PM »

Whale father in pain
Says bye whale fetus and wife
Hello pure carnage
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 09:49:14 PM »

Giant killer whale
Sees his family get killed,
Eats a bunch of hams.
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 05:29:52 PM »

The deadly black and white
It will come up and bite
The whalers will pay
Orca will find you night or day
Stay ashore ,or your blood will pour
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2008, 10:26:21 PM »

The deadly black and white
It will come up and bite
The whalers will pay
Orca will find you night or day
Stay ashore ,or your blood will pour

That's not haiku.
How dare you say that it is.
I should punch your face.
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 03:51:56 PM »

I'm a Haiku bender , so its more prose. whatever, go cry about it to someone else
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2008, 04:53:08 PM »

I'm a Haiku bender , so its more prose. whatever, go cry about it to someone else

A revision to my earlier haiku

That's not haiku.
How dare you say that it is.
I should punch your throat.
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2008, 11:17:42 PM »

I'm a Haiku bender , so its more prose. whatever, go cry about it to someone else

A revision to my earlier haiku

That's not haiku.
How dare you say that it is.
I should punch your throat.
yeah real cute , I'm sure your boyfriends really like this tender haiku side of you
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2008, 10:43:56 PM »

Congratulations, you have unlocked crazy Patient7, enjoy your lowered karma.
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2008, 11:34:53 AM »

Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5.

However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat.  Common courtesy.
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2008, 04:52:01 PM »

Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5.

However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat.  Common courtesy.

I'll keep that in mind, but away from this thread I cannot be held responsible for my actions.
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 05:42:29 PM »

Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5.

However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat.  Common courtesy.

I'll keep that in mind, but away from this thread I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

On this forum that is the rule.  I hope that I am being clear enough for you.
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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 06:35:46 PM »

Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5.

However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat.  Common courtesy.

I'll keep that in mind, but away from this thread I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

On this forum that is the rule.  I hope that I am being clear enough for you.
You are, Webmaster Andrew
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2008, 11:24:10 AM »

Newbies have a tiff.
Andrew sets them on the path.
let them get a clue.
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