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trekgeezer
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« on: January 10, 2008, 01:09:20 PM »

Let the puns begin! BounceGiggle


http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/world/view/20080110-111467/Masturbate-a-Thon-coming-to-Copenhagen
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 02:49:05 PM »

Well don't that beat all.
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 03:20:31 PM »

Wow, I've been training for that since I was 12. Where do I sign up?

Seriously, can you imagine collecting pledges around the office for this? Of course, it sounds like  you can have as much or as little privacy as you want, so it's not quite as bad as I'd imagined when I saw the headline.

Having gotten some 'tests' done a few years back, I have to admit it is kind of fun to actually be required to do that in a public building, actually stepping out of an appointment with your wife and a doctor to do it, and being ushered into a private room by a nurse. This place was specialized too. Room was set up for the purpose, with a drawer full of magazines and various pieces of furniture to suit personal preference. Two sticky thumbs up.  Thumbup  Thumbup

By the way, you would be amazed how much your count can go up if you eat right and give up beer, coffee and tight underwear for a few months.
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 03:31:11 PM »

I had to that after my vasectomy, but they gave let me do it at home and bring it in.  Felt sorta weird walking  into the office with a discreet brown bag containing the sample.
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 03:45:28 PM »

I had to do that too, for my family doctor. That is bizarre, walking into an office and handing a little jar of...that...to a strange woman at a counter. It was almost surreal watching her handle it blandly, checking that the label and the form were in order, then setting it next to her morning coffee and typing on her computer. I probably would have thought it less weird if she'd screamed and slapped me.

The second time was at a specialized clinic, hence the special jackatorium (I just made that word up). My wife and I were actually within two weeks of starting something moderately expensive when we succeeded on our own.
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008, 04:07:02 PM »

AndyC, couldn't you have asked the nurse, or your wife, for a hand?  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2008, 06:55:12 PM »

I feel sorry for the people who turn up expecting to watch hot girls and find nothing but overweight males like themselves.

God... That's just...

Ugh, somebody HAD to have that idea didn't they.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2008, 07:52:49 PM »

For most guys this will be a really short event. 
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2008, 07:58:53 PM »

I hope the janitors are getting time and a half.
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2008, 09:34:29 PM »

Doesn't sound that HARD.
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2008, 09:38:24 PM »

FINALLY, a sport I can ....

Oh never mind.
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2008, 09:57:20 PM »

FINALLY, a sport I can ....

Oh never mind.

... come in first.
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2008, 10:35:41 PM »

Two sticky thumbs up.  Thumbup  Thumbup


What makes that statement even more disturbing is that I know what you look like.


Found this old pic on the Frappr map.   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2008, 11:10:22 PM »

FINALLY, a sport I can ....

Oh never mind.

... come in first.

Or should that be come in fist?
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2008, 11:15:39 PM »

FINALLY, a sport I can ....

Oh never mind.

... come in first.

Or should that be come in fist?

Oh that was bad. I hope you didn't drop a wad on that joke.
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