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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2008, 11:27:05 PM »

Too bad Jerry Fallwell isn't alive still to witness this. There's going to be a lot of "murders" happening that day.   Wink
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« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2008, 08:13:32 AM »

Found this old pic on the Frappr map.   BounceGiggle

Oddly enough, it's a picture of me painting the walls  TeddyR
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« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2008, 08:36:12 AM »


FINALLY, a sport I can ....


get a hand on.
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« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2008, 09:50:14 AM »

 BounceGiggle

Trevor: "Yes, I would like to come over there and see what is coming up on the program next. I have been thinking hard about this and feel myself that it is hard time that I take myself firmly, not limply, by the hand so that all the world can see what we South Africans are made of. Come to Copenhagen, all the South Africans will be coming certainly.

Come to Copenhagen and come one, come all. Bring your stiffies, none will be supplied as we've all gone over to CDR's and DVD's. Seize the day! Your future is in your hand!"  TeddyR
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« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2008, 10:08:21 AM »

And, of course, no masturbatathon would be complete without a sing-along to this classic by Ivor Bigun. All together now....

My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found that I prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
You cant catch VD
Its avalible at any time
and its absolutly free

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your five lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turned to water
And I think im going blind

I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omnibus
I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a Davie Crockett hat

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your five lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turned to water
And I think im going blind
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« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2008, 03:37:12 PM »

Uh.... I'm certainly glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that Andy.  Karma for you man!
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« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2008, 03:55:34 PM »

Found a recording of it  TeddyR
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« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2008, 11:08:11 PM »

Masturbate-a-thon coming to Copenhagen.

Local optometrists standing by --
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« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2008, 11:22:43 PM »

If this isn't one of the signs of the Apocalypse, it SHOULD be!
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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2008, 11:30:57 PM »

This thread makes me really glad I'm a girl.
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« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2008, 11:45:38 PM »

This thread makes me really glad I'm a girl.


I have the internet ... women are not immune to the allure of the Masturbate-a-thon.
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« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2008, 09:16:42 AM »

This thread makes me really glad I'm a girl.


You evidently didn't read the article, here's an excerpt

"Pia Struck Madsen, a sexologist in the Danish capital, said her goal was to see men and women from all backgrounds come together"
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« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2008, 09:22:49 AM »

This thread makes me really glad I'm a girl.


You evidently didn't read the article, here's an excerpt

"Pia Struck Madsen, a sexologist in the Danish capital, said her goal was to see men and women from all backgrounds come together"

Um, if you've got a bunch of women and men together, doesn't that mean you don't need to masturbate?
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« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2008, 03:21:15 PM »

This thread makes me really glad I'm a girl.


You evidently didn't read the article, here's an excerpt

"Pia Struck Madsen, a sexologist in the Danish capital, said her goal was to see men and women from all backgrounds come together"

Um, if you've got a bunch of women and men together, doesn't that mean you don't need to masturbate?

I'm guessing the male to female ratio won't be anywhere close to balancing out, even with multiple partners, orgies, gay people, nymphos, brown paper bags, whatever to even the odds. Besides there's going to be lots and lots of ugly floating around, some people would probably prefer to take care of themselves rather than try some of winners of the opposite gender sure to turn up.
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« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2008, 08:56:26 PM »

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"Pia Struck Madsen, a sexologist in the Danish capital, said her goal was to see men and women from all backgrounds come together"

I think that's something women have been wanting for years!
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