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« on: January 11, 2008, 07:43:06 PM »

Let's walk to the Rennaissance Festival, he said! 
It's not that far, he said!

That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2008, 09:20:51 PM »

And now we present the "Adventures of the Extremely Bored People"
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2008, 09:56:19 PM »

(Man on Right) That thing is going to eat us, isn't it?
(Man on Left) Yep.
(Man on Right)  We're screwed, aren't we?
(Man on Left) Yep.
(Man on Right)  Maybe it will eat the others first and we could run away.
(Man on Left)  Nope.
(Man on Right)  Do you think we could have ran if we weren't still talking?
(Man on Left)  Yep.
(Man of Right)  Darn.
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2008, 12:22:33 AM »

Film fanatics use this scene from KRULL as a prime example of the advantages of letterboxing: in the version formatted for the television screen, you could only see three people sitting in a field doing absolutely nothing. 

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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2008, 09:48:48 AM »

Torquil and Colwyn - "Doesn't it suck that after all that... there's giant flaming comet that's gonna hit us."

Dude in back -"Well at least I'm not dying a virgin."

Lyssa and Titch - "Crap! We're still going to die virgins!"

Ergo - "Yeah, Me too but at least my heads resting on lap of a young boy. One out of two aint bad."


"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2008, 10:58:00 AM »

"There could be survivors. Ethan, check out the fuselage. Goodwin, the tail looks like it came down over there."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2008, 01:38:35 PM »

After the high had ceased at the concert, everyone in Mike's circle of friends realized how much the Gratefull Dead's music really sucked. 

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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2008, 01:46:22 PM »

Hey, wait a minute: grazin' in the grass AIN'T a gas!

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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2008, 11:33:14 PM »

"Oh, that's a big monster....XENA!"
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2008, 02:58:15 PM »

Even these diehard fans had a hard time getting excited for the Hawkwind concert at this point.


Six Characters in Search of an Author, Part 2 wasn't as good as it could have been.


"Wait, Peter, you mean you directed Bullitt? Then come down off that crane lift and tell us why this film sucks so much?"

Karma to AndyC, took me a bit but I knew that line was familiar. This season better be more even, especially if the strike cuts the # of eps. even shorter.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2008, 02:18:18 AM »

Look!  It's all the people who can speak Klingon!
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2008, 07:44:04 PM »

Being high is a very popular way to deal with the end of the world.[/i] b]

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John Corbet Was Here

« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2008, 11:13:33 PM »

A bemused Colwyn discovered that Ynyr had left out the cliff that the Black Fortress sat on.
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Thunderball Fists?! I can have such a thing?!

« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2008, 01:48:12 PM »

The original cast of "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" becomes hopelessly lost on the way to the set.

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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2008, 01:33:03 AM »

After a few confusing moments, reality finally hit them: Woodstock had ended ten days before they arrived.

People may be laughing at me now, but someday us nerdy, cross-dressing, undead weirdos will rule the world!
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