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trekgeezer
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« on: January 18, 2008, 09:13:12 AM »


"In the 24th Century advances in medicine will cure many of today's common ailments. Regrettably, constipation doesn't appear to be one of them."
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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2008, 09:45:13 AM »

"Yes Q, that was very good. You wouldn't send me to the cornfield, would you?"
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2008, 10:09:51 AM »



"Dirty mouth?  Try Orbit gum!"
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2008, 10:16:09 AM »

"Ata, at's ot oothaste, is azy oo"
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2008, 12:01:52 PM »

CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008, 12:19:35 PM »

This is from the episode where a transporter malfunction causes the captain to slowly transform into John Denver.
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2008, 10:28:01 PM »

A rare shot of a constipated Picard
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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2008, 11:14:39 PM »

For the last time, I'm not the waiter for International Coffees!!!!
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Only my head is tiny...


« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2008, 01:51:08 PM »

*Thinking to himself * "Just keep smiling...someday you're gonna get X-men out of this..."
"But then there's "Insurrection"...and "Nemesis"!  Dear god, why did I agree to this?"
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2008, 11:44:16 PM »

Short on cash and in need of a job, Jean-Luc tries out for the part of Enzyte's new mascot.
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People may be laughing at me now, but someday us nerdy, cross-dressing, undead weirdos will rule the world!
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2008, 02:12:20 PM »

I - who slightly resemble Ben Kingsly - will now perform something he has never done in a movie. "smiles"
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2009, 03:29:54 AM »



Dear God!  This is going to be the biggest Captain's Log EVER!  GRRRAAAARRRGGHHH!!!
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