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« on: January 28, 2008, 09:50:12 PM »

Geico, gecko, however you say it, he's yummalicious!

(Credit for the new word, yummalicious, belongs to Killerbees)

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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 05:39:38 AM »

Little known fact:  Otters love their beef jerky!

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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 07:24:10 AM »


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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 10:37:32 AM »

"Ahhhhh, Godzilla!"

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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 09:31:57 AM »

 Unbeknowst to his family, Rosco the otter had started eating while saying grace.

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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2008, 07:27:32 PM »

McRib!  CHOMP!!

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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2008, 12:29:15 AM »

Wow, the makers of Up From the Depths were a lot more inconsistent with the monster's appearance throughout the film than I thought!

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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 12:18:32 AM »

Is he eating something straight from "Slither" or is he yanking his tongue to get the s^&*-like taste out of his mouth?

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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2008, 12:13:25 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2008, 01:53:11 PM »

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Yeah man, I'm going to have to let you go CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah, I'm uh, going through a tunnel  CHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah, yeah I'm losing you  CHHHHHHHHHH bye.

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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2010, 08:22:27 PM »

The first photo ever taken of the rare smoked herring-eating otter.


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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2010, 01:05:47 AM »

What does the Geico gecko taste like, you may ask?


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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2010, 07:52:57 AM »

Sunny day, tranquil pond, a dead bug I found floating in the water...priceless.

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Hi there!

« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2010, 08:28:15 AM »

the otter might be having a sexual feeling while eating whatever he/she has.

yeah no.
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2010, 03:00:02 PM »

Screw the bucket!  I has a lunch!

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