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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« on: February 02, 2008, 03:21:46 PM »

Obama: "Hey, check that out!"
Clinton: "Yeah, it looks just like my husband's--"
Bush: "Dick, why are you staring out the window?"
Cheney: "See for yourself, sir."
Bush: "Holy guacamole! That's one heck of a huge--"
Aerobics instructor: "Thruster! Let's do the aerobic thruster!"

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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2008, 04:14:13 PM »

"Barack, your hand is on my ass. I didn't say stop."

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Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2008, 06:46:10 PM »

"Barack, your hand is on my ass. I didn't say stop."


"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2008, 07:09:26 PM »

OBAMA - Jeez, look at all the dandruff.

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2008, 02:15:00 AM »

I can see the metal underneath the wig! She really is a cyborg!

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
Mr. DS
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B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2008, 07:49:58 PM »

Obama:  "Ah yes, for the lady a Quarter Pounder with cheese..."

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2008, 06:07:03 PM »

Barack: You and Donald Trump must go to the same stylist!

Hillary: At least I HAVE some, shorn nuts!
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Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2008, 07:17:13 PM »

Obama: I HOPE for CHANGE ...
Clinton: Stop it, I'm going to CRY.

Mortal Envelope
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 09:51:32 AM »

Obama: "'s a bird"
Clinton: "it's a plane!"
Obama: "'s it's..."

Together in unison: "It's ROSS PEROT, flying with his Dumbo ears!"
Sister Grace
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...

« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2008, 04:45:37 PM »

"They were right, this is the end of America...."

Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 11:11:07 AM »

Two words Hillary...bald spot.

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Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2009, 05:32:29 AM »

Survey says...!

HBO in space!<br />
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