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« on: February 24, 2008, 11:34:41 PM »

We all know how expressive dog's faces can be.  I took this picture of my black lab, Dixie this weekend and just love the expression.  So . . . . what is this bog ol' pooch thinking about?  Post your replies, and in a few days, I'll tell you what she was REALLY thinking about!

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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2008, 11:36:19 PM »

Well, since this a b-movie site, I'll submit my vote for:

"I bet I can get my teeth on his throat before he can move."

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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2008, 06:58:50 AM »

"If that camera comes any closer to my face, I'm biting you in the crotch"
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2008, 09:13:21 AM »

"That leg looks awfully good to pee on right now."
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 09:47:43 AM »

So I'm gonna be on the internet?  Like Paris Hilton?
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008, 10:45:02 PM »

Karma for that one, Jack!!  Now as I said, Dixie is my dog, so here is what I think was going through her head:


EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP BARK ALL NIGHT

REPEAT
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2008, 06:52:14 AM »

Karma for that one, Jack!!  Now as I said, Dixie is my dog, so here is what I think was going through her head:


EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP BARK ALL NIGHT

REPEAT

Aaaaa, you beat me to it! But then, it's what every dog owner knows. Karma.

How old is Dixie?
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2008, 04:06:36 PM »

I'd better blink or he'll know I'm the thing before I can make my move.
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2008, 11:32:36 PM »


He knows I stained the carpet...I know he knows I did it.  Can't blame this one on the cat...stain's too big.  Man....
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 12:09:02 AM »


He knows I stained the carpet...I know he knows I did it.  Can't blame this one on the cat...stain's too big.  Man....



KARMA!!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2008, 10:30:12 PM »

Damn I hate those "lol cats" captions.

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Must stay alert, must stay awake! Bob Barker maybe lurking about; not going "spay or neuter" me, old man!
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2008, 02:17:45 PM »

And ooh ooh there. Aaah! Hope he's got that poop 'n' scoop handy.
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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2008, 02:49:04 PM »

Excuse me, I was just about to enjoy a nibble on my testicles, and then you had to interrupt!
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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2008, 09:55:53 AM »

Excuse me, I was just about to enjoy a nibble on my testicles, and then you had to interrupt!

That line would be funnier if Dixie weren't female!!
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2008, 11:29:19 PM »

"Feeeeeed meeeee....Feeeeeeed meeeeee"
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