Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« on: February 25, 2008, 09:54:00 PM » |
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From an upcoming review I have of Ice Cream Man  Uncle Wacky's Hospital, where they care for people the old fashioned way...the real old fashioned way. |
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Inferno
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 10:52:59 PM » |
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I'm less worried about what the nurse is going to do with the ice cream (or is it mashed potatoes) than what that clown's gonna do with that plunger/dildo looking thing.  |
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Jack
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 09:41:24 AM » |
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Actually, we're a normal doctor and nurse. You're just insane.
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We must have a psychopathic deviant in the hospital.
Maybe we should report it to the police?
No that's out of the question. A police investigation would give us a bad name.
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clockworkcanary
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 07:44:37 PM » |
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Now that Sweettooth has won the Twisted Metal competition, he has a little surprise for Roadkill during his hospital stay or... When Ronald McDonald gets Mcp**sed, he likes to force feed kids the grease from the grill at the end of the day! |
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 11:51:41 PM » |
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"I hope this food doesn't taste a little funny!"
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Neville
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2008, 04:17:27 PM » |
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This is actually a deleted scene from that Simpsons episode where Homer really wants to join the circus and starts halucinating. It came as an epilogue from Maggie's point of view, in order to show she's been bitten by the same bug.
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Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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TheGreatWhiteDope
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2008, 05:01:15 PM » |
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Welcome to the John Wayne Gacy Memorial Hospital!
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 TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002. |
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SynapticBoomstick
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 09:58:41 PM » |
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"Your doggies? Why they're right here!"
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Lo: "Look at you, pretending to be *brave*. What's your name"
Justin: "Justin."
Lo: "Ugh. That's a terrible name. Doesn't fit your future. Allow me to baptize you... [proud gasp] Dinner!"
Justin: "It's Justin."
Lo: "Dinner! You have to let go of the past."
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AndyC
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2008, 06:43:05 AM » |
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Well, that ought to scare the hiccups out of anyone
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Alex Undead
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 08:53:34 PM » |
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I told you it was a bad idea to get Tobe Hooper to direct Patch Adams!
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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2008, 08:20:47 PM » |
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worst...wet dream....ever |
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Terf
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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2008, 02:39:55 PM » |
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Bozo and his b--ch!  |
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Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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AndyC
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2008, 11:14:25 PM » |
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"All right Number Six, why did you resign?"
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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2008, 11:47:59 PM » |
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♫Don't come around here no more...♫ Hey!♫Don't come around here no more...♫ |
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AndyC
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2008, 10:45:55 AM » |
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This torture technique plays on the subject's three biggest fears: clowns, severe lactose intolerance, and Persis Khambatta.
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