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« on: March 10, 2008, 12:27:11 AM »


Jaws: Ho-oh-oh! Green Giant!
Sandor: And Sprout!
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2008, 05:46:00 AM »

The attempt to give Jaws his own sidekick, Gums, didn't quite bring the magic audiences had hoped for.
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2008, 06:30:06 AM »

"We're from the IRS."
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2008, 10:25:26 AM »

A British rewrite of "Austin Powers"
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2008, 03:16:47 PM »


JAWS - I swear, Mr. Sonnenfeld; we'd be perfect for the Addams Family
movie...just give my friend here a light bulb and we'll prove it to you!
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 05:15:57 PM »

I thought there was going to be a shark >:-( But:
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2008, 06:10:34 PM »

Thats enough to make Delta Burke give up shoulder pads...
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2008, 05:16:57 PM »

Well, bachelor number three looks like a pretty good choice so far.
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2008, 05:48:32 PM »

No, this suit makes my ass look big, back into the dressing room.
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