flackbait
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen
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« on: March 10, 2008, 12:06:18 AM » |
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 Mel Gibson Wasn't sure what worried him more about his reoccuring Lethal Weapon dream, That He was stuck with a permenant wierd expressions or that Danny Glover wore heart boxers |
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Texdar
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2008, 01:43:30 AM » |
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How did he get my underwear?
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I bent my wookie!
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AnubisVonMojo
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Jesus H. Chelios!
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2008, 05:44:43 AM » |
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After his continued refusal to do a fifth Lethal Weapon movie, Mel Gibson is confronted by a desperate and out-of-work Danny Glover to, "Make with the Three Stooges sh!t" one more time.
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"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge |
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Terf
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2008, 10:23:00 AM » |
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As Danny Glover described the thickness of his "Lethal Weapon" in an enthusiastic zeal, Mel Gibson could only look off into the distance and wish for the good old "Mad Max" days...
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Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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SynapticBoomstick
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2008, 01:54:29 PM » |
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Talk about robbing the pants off of someone.
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Lo: "Look at you, pretending to be *brave*. What's your name"
Justin: "Justin."
Lo: "Ugh. That's a terrible name. Doesn't fit your future. Allow me to baptize you... [proud gasp] Dinner!"
Justin: "It's Justin."
Lo: "Dinner! You have to let go of the past."
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TheGreatWhiteDope
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 03:22:20 PM » |
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DANNY - Hey, man! You gotta try this Inviso-Beer! It really makes you invisible! Check it out!! Can you see me - you can't: I'M INVISIBLE!! Heheheheeee.... MEL - Uh... (to camera) help? |
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 TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002. |
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2008, 11:47:03 PM » |
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Turns out Mel Gibson isn't the only Lethal Weapon star with a drinking problem.
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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Inferno
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2008, 06:06:33 AM » |
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The next Lethal Weapon movie was appropriately titled: We have no idea WTF is going on
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AndyC
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2008, 04:58:47 PM » |
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"Hey, it really is raining men!"
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Doc Daneeka
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I want to eat a tuna!
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2008, 11:08:04 AM » |
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Glover: My new film is called "Cuffs and Collars"! Gibson: Aren't you a little too old for that s**t? OR I'm sorry Riggs, it's the rules! |
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2008, 04:56:28 PM » |
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The story of Stagger Lee, but with strip poker instead of dice.
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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2008, 03:17:55 AM » |
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Glover: "...and so Chavez says, this is how I deal with dissenting college students back in my country, ahahaha!"
Gibson: "You have no idea about the can I'm about to open on you, do you, you communist @#%!"
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2008, 07:10:37 AM » |
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Mel Gibson: "Hey sugart*ts..."
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WesFresh14
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2008, 11:31:33 AM » |
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"man someone get me some of what this guys been taking"
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