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Patient7
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 167
Posts: 1618


Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« on: March 13, 2008, 03:09:10 PM »

I am willing to give karma to ANYBODY!  Just contribute anything at all that's worth posting.  a joke, a thought, a picture a link WHAT-EVEEEER!
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Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
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Karma: 2594
Posts: 15212


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 11:00:09 PM »

What's worse than 10 dead babies in one garbage can?


One dead baby in 10 garbage cans!
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2008, 12:33:10 AM »

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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Zapranoth
Eye of Sauron and
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Karma: 258
Posts: 1415



« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2008, 01:19:54 AM »

What's black, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun!
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raj
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Karma: 110
Posts: 2549



« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2008, 08:55:00 AM »

What's black or white, and red all over?
A baby in the corner with a razor blade.

What's blue and sits in a corner?
A baby with a plastic bag.

What's green and sits in a corner?
Same baby a couple of weeks later.
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Patient7
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Karma: 167
Posts: 1618


Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2008, 05:07:59 PM »

Allright, day one and three karma points dished out.  Come people I'm GIVING it away.

That sounded really innapropriate when I said it.
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Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
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Karma: 1761
Posts: 13484


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2008, 06:25:41 PM »

When the sea is calm, all ships alike show mastery in sailing.
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
CheezeFlixz
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Karma: 496
Posts: 3747


Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2008, 10:15:08 PM »

How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, a 7-Up and 1 dead baby.
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2008, 11:47:41 PM »

What's the best way to get a baby into a blender?
Feet first.

What's the best way to get a baby out of the blender?
With chips.
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Doc Daneeka
The Game is Finished?
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 168
Posts: 1849


It's neVer over!


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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2008, 07:48:38 AM »

parapsycrazyologist
NOT JUST A PSYCHO-ANALYST

SHE LIKES TO TALK ABOUT THE DEAD
AND WEIRD, ODD NOTIONS IN HER HEAD
WITH HOPES SOMEONE WILL AGREE
OF THE AWESOME POWER OF THE PSYCHE

AND DANCING IN THE BLOOD
OF ALL THE UNBELIEVERS
SHE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
WITH SEVERAL MEAT CLEAVERS

I mean.. she... uh...

She'd like to make a special toast,
to Bigfoot, E.T., the Holy Ghost,
angels, demons, Lucifer,
God, sleep paralysis, that's Jennifer
spon-tane-ous human combustion,
alien -- or strange abductions
electronic voice phenomenon
dead recordings from your Mom
remote viewing and spoon bending
the Apocalypse, the world is ending
psychic readings unexplained
attic man who was once hanged
lights and orbs up in the sky
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry

PARAPSYCRAZYOLOGIST
She'll rule you all with an iron fist!


PARAPSYCRAZYOLOGIST
THE YOUTUBE PARA-ANALYST
Small | Large
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indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
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Karma: 2594
Posts: 15212


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2008, 07:53:37 AM »

How many pancakes can you fit inside a dog house?


Thirteen, because the ice cream is frozen!   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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Pilgermann
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 210
Posts: 1769



« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2008, 06:00:14 PM »

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?



I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
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indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
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Karma: 2594
Posts: 15212


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2008, 12:10:51 AM »

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?



I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Karma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been quoted many times, but I still get funny looks from my 8th graders when I use Robert Bloch's famous line - "People say I'm cruel, but Ihave the heart of a small child.  I keep it in a jar in my desk."
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Trevor
Uncle Zombie and Eminent Shitologist
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Karma: 2125
Posts: 22790



« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2008, 05:12:54 AM »

 Smile

Doctor: "Have you ever looked at your wife's face during intercourse?"
Patient: "Yeah, once. She looked real angry."
Doctor: "Why? What was she doing?"
Patient: "She was looking through the window."


 TeddyR
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Doc Daneeka
The Game is Finished?
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 168
Posts: 1849


It's neVer over!


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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2008, 11:26:24 AM »

Something for St. Patrick's day! TeddyR

Small | Large
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