Do You Dance?

[Patient7]

I have two left feet, I'm a terrible dancer and I try to avoid it at all times.

[Allhallowsday]

First of all...I'm going to hurl.

As RYAN SEACREST would say, "Please take a stool..."  And I always think the contestants think: "Right here...?  On the stage...?"

[Torgo]

I can't dance to save my life but I can play music extremely well (I play bass, piano, drums, saxophone).

[Killer Bees]

I actually got injured while not dancing at a wedding about a month ago. I was sitting talking to my aunt and didn't notice that the dancers were coming a leetle toooo close to me when all of a sudden, one of them hit me on the head, swaying drunkenly and said "Are you looking atsh my girlfriend?"

I gave him a banknote and said that he should have another  and she would possibly look a little better. 

Buuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!   *lmao*

[Trevor]

As RYAN SEACREST would say, "Please take a stool..."  And I always think the contestants think: "Right here...?  On the stage...?"

 

[indianasmith]

DANCING?????

Don't you know that can lead to . . . . .


dancing!?!?!?

(shudder!)

[BeyondTheGrave]

I go to mosh pits and well "Slam Dance" or "Circle Pit" I like circle pits in punk alot more as some hardcore pits get a bit too tough.

Wait this counts as dancing right 

[RCMerchant]

Haven't danced in years.
I used to though. If you call stumbling around and 'head banging' dancing.
I would get drunk and head bang to the stupidest music. But-amazingly-girls would dance with me! Weird.Than again,they we're just as drunk as I was .  In hick bars back in the 80's....seems like the only music I ever heard in those joints were Billy Idol's version of 'Mony Mony' , the Georgia Satellites ,AC/DC, and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

[Mr. DS]

I dance when I can and I am under the grand illusion I have good rhythm. 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

We used to go to Industrial night at verious clubs and bars.  My formative years were spent in Cowboy country, so opportunities were rare.  Later on I took up ballroom with my wife.  It was the  Anna and the Dancing Bear show.  Still I like a good foxtrot.

Ed

[AndyC]

I'm going to say yes and no. Normally, you would never see me on a dance floor. In years past, I was one of the guys you'd see at a bar drinking, talking, enjoying the music (but complaining about the dance tunes). The exception would be when certain songs would come on, and all of the drunken guys in cowboy boots would go up and do what we called the "s**tkicker stomp."

More recently, my wife will occasionally get me out on the floor at a wedding. That's about the only opportunity. I can honestly say I haven't been to a bar or anywhere close to drunk in years.

However, my daughter loves to dance, especially with Daddy. So, we do have regular dance parties at home. Rowan and me, often joined by Mommy and occasionally the dog, all bopping around to whatever music is handy. That dancing I love, and it's good exercise, but it does look silly. We make sure the shades are down.

[Torgo]

I tend to dance like an arthritic monkey so I usually refrain from dancing any.

[Trevor]

I tend to dance like an arthritic monkey so I usually refrain from dancing any.
 

 

[RCMerchant]

I go to mosh pits and well "Slam Dance" or "Circle Pit" I like circle pits in punk alot more as some hardcore pits get a bit too tough.

Wait this counts as dancing right 

I would call it dancing!

It's feeling the music-punk and thrash metal just require more energy and passion. Not sexual passion-but angry passion...because thats what most punk and metal is about-releasing anger and such. For me it was,at least.

[Trevor]

The exception would be when certain songs would come on, and all of the drunken guys in cowboy boots would go up and do what we called the "s**tkicker stomp."