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« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2008, 11:57:42 PM »

As a dejected Ronald was walking down the the street, he was heard mummbling this line:  "One of these days, Jared.  One of these days, Jared.  When I find you, I'll stuff a sack of 10 down your stinkin' throat!"
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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2008, 12:42:17 AM »

"<mumble><mumble> stupid Supersize Me documentary <mumble><mumble>...."
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2008, 08:30:12 PM »




Yeah that's right the McDLT was my idea! Mine dammit... too good for you lousy bastards.


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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2008, 08:37:11 PM »

"So what ever happened to CarrotTop?"
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« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2008, 03:33:30 PM »




Jack balls? I got yer Jack balls right here kids...


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« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2008, 12:24:04 AM »



Sadly the American icon Ronald McDonald job was finally outsourced to China. In this recent file photo, Mr. McDonald was heard mumbling McFired Rice my ass.

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« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2008, 04:52:50 PM »


Hey you kids!  Why the hell don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!
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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2008, 02:31:57 PM »

One taste of his new McCrack sandwich and Ronald was headed down the wrong path. Since he lost his job he has to pay for his next fix somehow...that's why his revised count of "753 Served" doesn't mean hamburgers. He only hopes the cigarettes will take some of the taste out of his mouth.
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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2008, 06:12:28 PM »

Duuuuh, , , We call crappy jobs "McJobs" for a REASON, , Did he really think he was going to be able to make an honest living and a secure future?
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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2008, 01:45:30 PM »

One taste of his new McCrack sandwich and Ronald was headed down the wrong path. Since he lost his job he has to pay for his next fix somehow...that's why his revised count of "753 Served" doesn't mean hamburgers. He only hopes the cigarettes will take some of the taste out of his mouth.

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