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Chief South African Troublemaker at
B-Movie Kraken

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« on: April 10, 2008, 09:09:46 AM »

Made so-so DVD film in South Africa
Damaged several Cape Town build-
-ings with his big bum.


So let the light guide your way….
Hold every memory as you go
And every road you take will always lead you home…
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 12:12:42 PM »

Steven how do we
Tell how you're feeling through one
Facial expression

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Crazy Rabbity Thingy
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?

« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2008, 09:33:09 PM »

Steven Seagal is
On Deadly Ground and Marked for Death
But he's Hard to Kill.

Steven Seagal is
Out for a Kill, Out of Reach,
And Out for Justice.

Steven Seagal is
Under Siege, Above the Law
And Pretty in Pink. 


"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2008, 12:15:07 PM »

Neither Jean-Claude
nor Charles Bronson, Steven
kill all the bad guys

Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2008, 12:32:30 PM »

When I am Steven Seagal,
I will break your neck
When I am Steven Seagull,
I will peck you to death
 TeddyR BounceGiggle TeddyR

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