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« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 02:44:31 AM »

Hmm... Lessee...

*some spoilers*

The annoying emo girl in Minotaur.  Can't remember her name, but she gets a horn through the back of her head that sticks out her mouth.

The trio (can't remember their names, but the two chicks and a guy) in Hostel that sold the characters out.  Especially the last one, who gets royally owned by her own cohorts.

Bill Gates in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

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« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2008, 04:31:29 PM »

While on the subject of South Park characters...

All of the pedophiles that killed themselves on the tourrettes episode.

and of course Kenny.
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« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2008, 06:06:52 PM »

One of the few redeeming features in SCARECROW SLAYER was when characters died, seeing as they were all totally unlikeable, hell I wish all of them bit it, the main girl... ESPECIALLY the irresponsible bastard doctors.

When the "bully soldier cadet dude" is the human you cheered for the most you know you've got a cast of stinkers. I'm not saying people created to be "evil and nasty" to make the audience cringe, I'm talking about "mean and stupid" enough to make you want to kill them yourself. We have to settle for the dumbass-possessed scarecrow himself offing them in a painfully tedious, just-well-made-enough-to-not-be-happily-laughed-at-time-frame.

The blonde chick, I believe her name was "Sheila", was a MAJOR ditz-b***h who was by far the best (worst?) example of such a character to ever grace the screen, if Paris Hilton herself had made an appearence next to her, well, the latter could not have been much worse B(. With about 15 minutes left, most of the comparatively-likeable characters are dead, and the aforementioned cadet (Who I actually rooted for wildly as he fried the scarecrow) having just been offed by the a***ole monster, I was left an even-more ticked viewer, I was however, hopeful as the uber-witch Sheila(?) herself reappeared, reminding myself of her previous a***olery and left me eagerly awaiting her demise, hoping HARD that she would not escape like the doctors apparently did.

I was ready as she stood whining and moaning to the slightly-more-tolerable main-girl, expecting something slow, painful, and just bloody enough to be shown in it's entirety on cable TV. Needless to say the filmmakers (DAVID MICHAEL LATT of the ASSylum Hatred) were not on my wavelength, but instead gave me something totally unexpected and strangely satisfactory. As miss Sheila stood out in the open grass, yelling like a moron, and I sulked nearly puking in anticipation on my bed, the Scarecrow dropped from a window, and, despite a scarecrow's average weight (perhaps offset by the cliche physique of such types TongueOut), my nemesis was CRUSHED VERTICALLY FLAT TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2008, 09:30:29 PM »

That one guy's girlfriend in Candy Stripers, b@#$%
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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2008, 06:05:04 PM »

I second the toilet death from Jurassic Park!

Sleepaway Camp 2 had one girl get forced down the hole of an outhouse and beaten into the crap at the bottom.  You had to laugh to avoid being disgusted!

Almost all of the deaths in Night of the Lepus

The computer nerd from Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2

That saluting guy from Alien Resurrection

The Mola Ram in The Temple of Doom
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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2008, 06:19:21 PM »

I can't pin it down to any one title but the character death that makes me grin the most would have to be the Arrogant Criminal. You watch them for two hours, grinding your teeth as they go about their sinister ways only to watch them get paid back in full plus change and interest.
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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2008, 06:25:31 PM »

The second Star Destroyer commander after apologizing to Vader for losing the Millennium Falcon.   TeddyR
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« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2008, 02:56:40 AM »

The two backwoods 'citified' brothers in MOTHERS'"S DAY. And Ma, of course. If any sick basterds needed to die slowly...it was this trio!

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One inbred s**thead  (Addly) gets a hatchet in the nuts,the other (Ike) gets draino poured in his mouth,a TV smashed over his head,and finally,carved up with an electric knife!!! YAY!  Drink
Finally Ma gets smothered with a transparent,inflated boobie! Awright!  Cheers
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« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2008, 07:05:02 PM »

Dick Jones in Robocop would be another one. Bob Morton too for that matter, but only because Kurtwood Smith did it with so much style.

Has anybody mentioned the scimitar-swinging baddy in Raiders of the Lost Ark?
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« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2008, 07:57:41 PM »

Lincoln Weinberg Jr's demise in Hardware.
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« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2008, 08:19:53 PM »

The b***h from Friday the 13th part 7. she looked like my home ec teacher in 7th grade.

she told us we all needed sowing more than math because all of us were gonna end up on a sowing gameshow someday. we were all pretty sure she was on shrooms or something.
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« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2008, 11:18:45 PM »

Col.  Tavington in THE PATRIOT. 

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« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2008, 06:26:24 AM »

I'm for Paris Hilton in the House Of Wax remake.   Thumbup
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« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2008, 12:21:55 PM »

The annoying mother in "troll 2":



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« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2008, 07:12:42 PM »


Trinity in Matrix Revolutions-3 hour movie and 65% of it was her death scene.  Actually  when Neo died was pretty good, because that meant there would be no more sequels.

Rain in Mortal Kombat 2.  They just killed off one of my least favorite MK characters.  In fact that death scene was so good, the movie used it twice.

Any main X-Men charater from X-Men 3.  That movie just ruined so many of them.
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